In our city there are places where the sewage is heavy. Once I was driving with my daughter (she was 5 years old at the time) in a bus and just passed such a place, naturally this "aroma" filled the whole salon. My daughter turns to me and asks:

Mom, is it you?

What am I?

Are you scared?

No, not by me.

Here my daughter turns to the man standing next to him and begins to look closely at him. The man seemed to have heard our conversation. I should have seen his face when he noticed my child’s eye. Restrained from the last strength, she began to explain to her daughter that it was the smell of sewage.

I want to share a small story with you. I work in Dentistry N in SPB.

The patient enters the surgeon's office, lies on a chair, he is anesthetized. The patient, the doctor and the dentist assistant sit in silence and wait for the anesthesia to act. The patient closed his eyes. There is a flying flies in the office. The doctor swallowed honey on the flies. The map is dead. and silence. At this time, the patient is still lying on a chair with his eyes closed.

The assistant, referring to the fly, says, “Is it dead?”

The patient opens fearful eyes.

A missed woman is worse than a missed glass of vodka.

In Khabarovsk, a young man wrote a statement to the police on his "baryga" after learning that he smoked peanut instead of marijuana for 7 months.
During the whole time he bought peters for 97,000 rubles.

Did you hear that Putin signed a decree to rename 40 airports? St. Petersburg is not on the list.
He takes care of himself.

Change of 9 hours. He has been on his feet all day and so on. But I stopped regretting myself after seeing that our dishwasher after the 12-hour shift is still going to the cinema at night. I make her coffee until she sees the manager. She smiles and thankes, so sincerely. Such a strong.