A very long time ago, in 2002, he worked in a fairly large company as the chief logist. The company produced dry building mixtures (pins, scraps, etc.)

So then. Beginning of December.

These mixtures, at this time, are not needed by anyone. Everyone buys trees, guirls, gifts.

But the plan must be done...

Then the director comes to mind with a wonderful idea. He gathers the entire sales department (I, why so, was also invited) and gives a wonderful speech.

Because we are one team, we are the best, we will win. and! Every manager who fulfills the December plan will receive $1,000! (At that time, the amount is very large).

Two managers (of 12), I don’t know how, but this plan was implemented.

At the end of January, they come to the cash for their salary. You know, they are asking questions.

Where is the promised $1000? “!”

Treasurer, I don’t know, nothing, I say, I don’t know, go to the one who promised.

They took courage and went to the director.

“Yes, say and say, did you not forget, Mr. Director, that you promised a promised $1,000 for the execution of the sales plan?”

And the director thought, thought... and said a phrase from the headline.

“I promised, but I did not guarantee.”

The managers went astonished. They worked for a couple of weeks and left.

xxx: We were so bitten ten years ago at a corporate, the damaging aunt of the chief. I couldn’t really take a few minutes, I didn’t know how. She was bitten by a young woman who worked as a sales representative. The conflict between them had grown long, they were drunk and the fight began. I bit her hand, there was no blood, but the bleeding was huge. The girl held her hand with her teeth, and her hands were able to beat. The accountant did as much as he could. The most interesting thing is that nobody liked the headbuck and therefore did not rush. In short, we had fun, no one fired anyone.



Yyy: You have great corporations!))

Often people who have everything in chocolate smell bad.

How the nobles do, not the courtyard - Benkendorf's speech in the Decembrist investigation.

Just a completely new perspective on this historic personality.
In the investigation in the case of the “Decabrists” – Alexander Christoforovich Benkendorf for the first interrogation gathered all the accused and told them the following:
“Are you claiming that you have risen for freedom for the bonds and the Constitution? and praise. I ask those of you who gave this very freedom to the servants - not to drive them out on the street, so that they die like homeless dogs, hungry under the fence, but let go with the ground, lifting and strength help - raise your hand. If there are such, the case against them will be terminated, since they actually act according to their own conscience. I am waiting. There is no one?
As strange as it is... I let his serfs go to Livonia in 1816 and to Tambov province in 1818. Everyone came out with the ground, with the initial means. I paid for each of them taxes for five years ahead to the state treasury. I do not consider myself a liberal or a liberator. I am more profitable. These people work better. I make money from mowing, grinding forests and other things for my former peasants. I have already covered all my expenses and got a profit from all this. And I do not go out on the square with crazy statements or protests against the Emperor, or even more, against the Empire!
Since you cannot prove that this is a political matter, we will judge you as rebels and traitors of the Fatherland, like Yemelka Pugachev. Everyone on the cameras! At one stage with the criminals go, shit!”

He stood in the airport with a sign, met a man. Tatarina named Zamir Zakiev. Meeting the dawn in the KPZ.

When ordering a car from Europe, there are sometimes strange requests. from recently:

- Dmitry, you know, in some cars, namely in the luggage compartments there is a special pen, for the case of different force majeure... well you understand... if suddenly someone is in the luggage compartment, you can knock inside and the luggage compartment will open.

Yes, there is such a system, we can pick up a car with it.

“You didn’t understand... It is extremely important that there is no such lever in the car’s luggage.