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[ + 108 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17766
 03.07.2009
Often it flaps here about stupid studios, who are lazy and helpless. So in my state university has long been legalized bourses, supposedly students acquire on their wish souvenir products, with the symbolism of the university, from sweets to guides, the minimum price for which starts from 250p. (prices are overpriced in two or three times), and such puzzles need to buy not one copy and not once. I came to the universe to study, but not to be a dog cow for uncles who lack a hammer. For two years I have not given a penny on these bars.

Then came the summer session. I am the only one in the whole group who does not take the exams because they are elementary. I give up the theory, begin to recall topics that I have badly answered over the course of a year. But people are limited, paying money, most accounts get.

Well, okay, I decided for myself never to behave according to the opinion of the herd, it is better to let them go. There were two people in the universe who resisted, now I am alone. But when people like me get a dozen, we won’t have an important estimate in the count. They will not prevent me from acquiring a gun license. Yes, it’s the scream of the soul, I see around the willless people, I’m afraid that my children will live in this pit.

Please resist, I am missing support. You should look in the eyes of your ancestors, it is your country, your land, stop swirling, money is dust, honor is the last thing that remains. We have already missed one state, don’t miss the last chance.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17765
 03.07.2009
Borrowing money from a person who promised to make a job is not the best strategic move. I have a friend who works in a bank, and when there were rumors about upcoming cuts, he quickly took in the same bank in principle unnecessary loan for a year (on preferential terms, as an employee). He said he would lose a little money, but he kept his job. This is strategy.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17764
 03.07.2009
Author of Quotes:
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Quotes about Zephyr in the Microwave:

You are a frog.
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You are an idiot, a bug! and :)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №17763
 03.07.2009
Why not go deeper into knowledge?

Tea "Greenfield" - delicious, fragrance, quality made, bags
Brilliant, external shell with a pleasant pattern in a green color.
Drink and rejoice. I was damned to find out what Greenfield was.
It was not enough, fucking, to know that it was a green field. Where is this field?
What is growing there?
Better not to find out.
Greenfield is an elite cemetery in New York City. Very expensive.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №17762
 03.07.2009
D>> The wife of the day issued -- "I know only one effective top manager. It’s our cat – it’s roasting on us every morning and getting food for it.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №17761
 03.07.2009
The liver has a good memory.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №17760
 03.07.2009
The power of self-induction. I tell my father’s words. There was an old woman in
The Basque Village. It was only after the war. Grandmother
She was lonely - her husband died in Finnish, and three sons were domestic.
I cleaned. Once the old lady got sick - the head is broken, bones
Laminate and heat. Nothing to do, go to the neighboring village where it was.
Sanchez (need to add that in her years she never went to doctors in
Life was not going. It was a long time, but to the grandmother's sandwich came.
He enters the cellar, and there the corridor is full of battles with the same pain. by
The nurse walks in the corridor, the thermometers puts the forearm in for everyone.
Accelerate the reception of patients. He got the thermometer and the old lady.
She sat down, felt better, and came back.
Home, the same ten kilometers with more feet to cross.
The nurse did not count a thermometer in the evening, but nothing terrible
It did not happen, it was written. The fun began a year later, when the grandmother again
appeared in the sandwiches and began to demand a magical glass stick,
The old broke up and now it is quite trouble - the health has gone badly.
The doctors began to understand: it turns out as soon as the grandmother fails -
immediately thermometer underarm and in five minutes again healthy. Where did she
He only measured the temperature. They were advised between
The doctors decided: once it helps, it must be given. It was delivered from stocks.
The truth on another day about this story in the fifty-kilometre district
Every dog in the village knew.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №17759
 03.07.2009
Today, the State Duma discussed the law on pedophiles and homosexuals.
Why are they not ashamed? They are constantly cooking for themselves. When are they
People will remember?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17758
 03.07.2009
DJ: I sit in the military committee, I go through the honey commission.
Thro the building, the light is cut off, even though the eyes are blurred.
and silence.
In the midst of the evil darkness of the military committee, someone's subtle nervous voice is heard:
"Let us run, let us run!and "
We got...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №17757
 03.07.2009
From the Foreign Forum:

Once I saw certified copies of the contract with the Chinese, more precisely - translations into Russian, Chinese, English... so there in the Russian version by the Chinese in the point about force majeure was listed among the circumstances of force majeure: somehow war, earthquake floods... and in the end "... and every other PIZIDEZA...
He understood us absolutely...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №17756
 03.07.2009
And no one comes to the mind that if a girl goes on the street with something big, heavy, uncomfortable to carry, she should offer help, and not try to cleverly get up?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17755
 03.07.2009
Kernel (17:42:09 29/06/2009)
My daughter is pregnant.
Jul`Ka (17:42:26 29/06/2009)
Congratulations to :)
Kernel (17:42:37 29/06/2009)
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Jul`Ka (17:42:57 29/06/2009)
Congratulations twice :)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №17754
 03.07.2009
Tagged Liquid
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Fuega: I’ve been playing the piano for five years, and I don’t know why the left pedal. There are three in the piano.
zooleen: It is gas, grip and brake.
zooleen: to chase.
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I played for 14 years. I didn’t even know about the left pedal. Thank you for pushing 😉
So, on the piano: right - the forte pedal (allows to resonate all strings at once, due to which the sound becomes louder and, if the pedal is used incorrectly, more dirty). The left pedal - una corda, moves the hammer so that they do not hit the straps (as happens in the usual mode), but only two, forcing the free third to resonate. The sound is cleaner and quieter.
The middle pedal (especially for the piano) - pianissimo, moves the panel with a thin loop so that it is the same string and hammer. The sound is very quiet. (Of course, a useful thing to not annoy the neighbors)))
The piano is a bit different. But after that (if anyone is interested) - in Google)
Thanks for attention.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №17753
 03.07.2009
Russian Man: Yesterday the motorcycle sold, a cracked clove! I bought it for 8, sold it for 15.
What is tuning?
Russian Man: No, washed, loha found

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17752
 03.07.2009
"... I want to look at the map of the e95..."

No more this road, man. Bring it to the top, or a man suffers :-)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №17751
 03.07.2009
Remove the floor of the line and re-print it.

by Zeno. I am busy!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! to
He fled in hysteria.

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17750
 03.07.2009
by Mordor:
Frog, I sold 2 liters of juice, which today is a year old! Happy Birthday Fuck!! to

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