from VK:

Do you know...
There is 0.2 milligrams of gold in our body.

Commentary: It is not true! For my grandmother I am all gold.

I explain: "Tagiyiyiyiyil!" this is the next rush of our rush when 2 digiles from the tagil went to rest abroad. naturally considering himself and his tagil the center of the world, in a drunk ugar, one of them spells only this word on the occasion and without (often the bases), and the 2nd in the style of bylogop comments on what is happening (a corresponding vocabulary).
Diagnosis: invented and played by a bucket for a bucket
And the fact that you don’t know where it came from means that it’s not yet lost.

No one is so sorry for me as being ready in a 40-degree heat.

In front of blind faith, it is useless to reveal the truth.

On behalf of a graduate of the Faculty of Philosophy:

It is told that when they opened a certain university (seems to be Kiev), Alexander III was brought to the approval of a list of faculties. He assured them all, signed them, but excluded the philosophical, attributing the following resolution:
"The benefit of this item is not proven, and the harm is very possible."

To get rid of once and for all of the terrible, but obsessive with his problems friend of his wife, it is enough to ask his wife through: "And where is our wife?"
Light, with a gorgeous appetizing ass?“”

My cat, like a ninja in the depths of a pit, dispersing thousands of enemies with his sword, flew through the night in the darkness, broke my whisk and disappeared. Before that I woke up to be conscious.

From a comment on a blog:
I sell my wife. You want – as a sex slave, you want – on the organs. I got! Self-driving from the shell. and expensive.
I also sell horns. Long and branched. Trading is possible.

I drink and I rape you.
Do not... be drunk.

LittleStar
Uriah
My mom will put me on the drums... fucking.

MagnusDominus
LittleStar, I don’t think you’re going to get good drums.

Oksana_Konfetka: Artem, go home, your parents are worried...on account of "who is the last one and dad" Julia joked XDD

Scorpio: Yesterday with Max, well, the one that glamorous we went to play cards. I beat him by 15 thousand until he guessed the mirror glasses to remove %-)
Annie =)))

From Rambler News:
XXX is autumn. I stand at a tram stop. According to the law of cold - the tram is not necessary for 25 minutes. There is already an impressive crowd waiting for the desired"five". I am bored to see cars passing by. Here, a beautiful thing rolls on it: a yellow-dirty tractor with two plumage tractors in the cabin, clearly tuned by a magneto, judging by the sounds coming from it, and proudly crowned from the top with the Russian flag-tricolor.

What a grandfather of intelligent appearance, bowing in the coat says: "And indeed this tractor really does not badly symbolize Russia - powerful, but dirty, procured with the sludge carried from everywhere. "The terrified people smiled, deciding to add moods and I continue the topic: "Aga. And driven by two half drunk urks!"

The smiles disappeared. People turned away. It became quiet. is terrible.

xxx: Mom, what phone do you like more - folders or monoblocks?
YYY: I love the "transformers"...
XXX: How is it?
Yyy: Well, they are like this (hands in the air) first fold in half, and then up on the sides...
XX: Where have you seen it?
YYY: Yes, they are sold everywhere. 11 thousand is worth.
There are no such phones!
YYY: I tell you about the couch...I don’t need a phone.

What you will not see in Russia. Just under the window there was a drag-racing between the bicycle and the scooter xD Oka was slowly driving, the big overtaken went) almost overtaken and then the eye drowned) meters 15 big on a level with the scooter was, then stood behind )))

XX: I am a genius
I had to call one person the next day.
xxx: and I guessed on the sticker to write "call somebody tomorrow" and glued it to the monitor.
Every day, for two weeks, the brain successfully performed the instructions from the sticker.

The power of the Internet - it was worth a couple of times to mention Schrödinger, as he immediately became popular: and cats he has, and bugs, and girls...

Something everyone has forgotten about "and remember?"...

Remember there was such a toy, with a screen in the middle and inside the water? Were there spies and circles that had to be planted on those spies? Yin...

In the shop. The little boy points his finger and says, “Mom! Mother! Look what a doll!" Mother looks where her son points and brings out with lightning - NO HUNDRED LYLL! And there is a bald man under 2 meters and pumped, which smells more on the closet than on a person.

We know that we are different! In Spangebob, the crab has a whale daughter :)))