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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №49715
 03.07.2011
News from Mail Ro:
An American tourist who went on a diving trip to Australia was forgotten 30 miles off the coast.
The story ended well. He accidentally picked up another boat. The employee who made a mistake in the calculation was fired. As for the victim, he was refunded the money for the excursion and handed a restaurant voucher of $210.

From the comments:

Now, to complete the picture, he must get poisoned in a restaurant where he uses a voucher.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №49714
 03.07.2011
We went with a little-known company from the forum on mushrooms. The camera was only one of the girls, she clicked on them all.
Then I get a letter with the topic "Here are the photos! Tell me when you get it".
I think strange something.
But I honestly describe: "On the first photo we sit by the fire and roast sausages", "On the second photo we stand and look at baskets with mushrooms", "On the third photo a big mushroom"...
I shrugged my shoulders and sent a description. But I decided not to communicate with her anymore, in any case - if not enough, I am afraid of psychics.
She also decided not to talk to me. I then re-read, the topic was "Describe when you get"

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