Q: Are you here?
WOW: Well
I have a day today...
xxx: From the morning, the alien for the flash came, the beer came, well, we drank, there was fucking a little))))
I mean =))))
Then came the deck after the disc with the beast, also with beer...
I mean ? ?
Listen, Sir, don’t you want to come with a beer? and :)
Don’t drop the electricity...
Q: The fourth?
WOW: Called Anya, asked if there is someone at your house today and your address... Well how did I know that you have such a busy day =)))
XH: O_O

nick (06:24:57 2/07/2010)
Damn in these screens Sumerek will find out who are not vampires, the quality is equal to everyone)))

Dialogue about the upcoming Apple presentation for customers

You can tell me more accurately what it is about.

yyy: new Maki, a review of all shit, other shit

xxx: I am in the invitation letter and I will write

Eighty Dollars [18:37]
I thought I was pregnant.)

[ByLik] [18:38]
Thinking harmful

Eighty Dollars [18:39]
Do you lead a healthy lifestyle?

I sit in the office, the heat is terrible. One of the employees is sitting in a black shirt with a long sleeve, black military trousers and shorts and bats in something.
Why is it not hot? (I am asking you)
Fuck him! (Responding to The Neighbor)

During the match Uruguay - Ghana

The Wizards on the Tribunes
The Uruguayans may score, but they will not stand.

today at work one man who resigned in guests came, he and say, such as Petrovich, you like you left, we got married and handed him out, and they "As long as I worked here her husband was not needed"))

XXXX XXXX: what is C disc defragmentation and why is it needed?
Silver_metal: this is a box of paper.
Silver_metal: here you got the paper out of the box, read it, and then there is little space, so you broke it into a couple of fragments, moved where it came in and remembered the place of these fragments, and so on each time (this is how you are strange); in the end, in order to read this paper the next time, you have to gather and put together all these fragments.
Silver_metal: Time is lost because of this if the file (i.e. paper) is heavily fragmented: the beginning on one cluster, the end on the other
Silver_metal: and suddenly came a good bearded uncle with glue!
Silver_metal: rolled out part of the paper on the floor, glued and laid. and then again got some papers, glued and laid, and so all the papers, as a result, you worked faster :)
Silver_metal: good uncle Defragmentation

Conversation in corporate chat.

Hello, may be Diane!
She: Good Day, May friend! = = )
Do you want to do it'n'n?
See also: Minet...
He is OK. Kam tu mi end du it. Amy Wine.
She: In Russian minute is very ugly :-[
She: I am uncomfortable...

She: I have Alex (director) phone Andrew asked for 15 times, I'm interested and can't keep it in the phone, I'm just angry.
He has preserved it in you.)

We manufacture acrylic baths. There was a complaint from a client that our bathroom was blown up in some places. Documents are raised. He bought it two months ago. Sitting smart heads, advised. They could not understand what the problem could be. They decided to send the race for 300 km. In the campsite, like to see what he has there. They despise the client. And he sees that the thin protective film from the bathroom is not removed. There was water underneath it. What! You would see the customer's eyes after this film was scratched out of the bathroom, and underneath it a polished surface.

Falcon: Mamma bought a new toilet paper. When I was wiped out, I read the title ' Kitchen Towels for Hands'. of her. Well, I always knew I had my hands out of my ass, but not to the same extent.

Just in the news transmitted: "It should not be so that anyone on the road in the state of alcoholic intoxication could cause human life" xDD

Our friend Seregha’s whole life (and work and studies) is connected with Africa. It deceived him.
What about Serena?
Fucks with a fucks.
I am choking?
Dimon: she is an active authority aunt, you know how to cheat loves, he once called her a vuvuzela. He then explained that it was an African goddess of the home fire.
I am: aa! Melted...
Dimon: they lived quietly and peacefully, and there was a game of football... and she already boasted to all her girlfriends at work of all kinds of aunts, what a son-in-law of smart and caring...

Sniffer (12:11:23 2/07/2010)
I have often pulled small boys out of the water.

Sniffer (12:12:12 2/07/2010)
One day, a boy aged 6-7, right in front of everyone's eyes began to drown, and at least someone rushed. I crashed, he was underwater, and there was no one. I fucking whipped it, touched it, pulled it out for the hair.)))

Sniffer (12:12:33 2/07/2010)
And the phrase from the boy: yes, I wanted to get the stone from the bottom.))))

Jcvd (12:13:00 2/07/2010)
I would have gotten a stone :B

Sniffer (12:13:09 2/07/2010)
with cement on their feet.

Jcvd (12:13:53 2/07/2010)
Oh, rushed to rescue, you raise, and his rock is tied to his legs, and such hopeless disappointed faces of parents look)))

Correspondence from Asuka:
Do you have a boss, a grandmother or a gentleman?
Tagged with: Muddy
xxx: the man

YYY: Approximately, only he is MUDAK

22:42 <+skinder> gm, and pastilla what is it?
22:42 < AlDjabad> Skinder did you not eat the pastile? O_O
22:42 <+skinder> by photo from Wikipedia - something not delicious
22:43 <+skinder> or too sweet or incomprehensible
22:45 <%SixFourSix_Angel> Cho? Pastel is delicious!
22:46 <%SixFourSix_Angel> In the photo and cabbage cabbage be-e... and the taste of the most delicious thing!
22:50 <+skinder> > There is no article with this title in Wikipedia.
22:50 <+skinder> and generally cockroach is a vegetable, isn’t it?
22:51 <%SixFourSix_Angel> Well yes. Do you think vegetables don’t make cabbage?
22:52 <+skinder> o_O
22:52 <+skinder> wtf!

xxx: Now my best friend is a scraper assistant in the ward
Yyy: The Dog is Cute
You don’t choose friends!

She: I write to you all the time that I miss you, I love you, you are my sunshine, my mass, kittens, rabbits, and in response I hear only that you really want to fuck.! to

reb> listen, they’re all overwhelmed!
Max>> Who is it?
reb> Yes they are the most non-traditional. I go on a large order, the lander is parked such a gentle, well nothing, only standing in the first row of the road, but the second car in the lane, and on the front in the cabin proudly rears a gay flag. Not that he parked as a pd@r, so he fucking is proud of it!