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[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №49775
 03.07.2011
Reviews about the Kenon camera on Yandex.market:
The Dignity:
I shot the dead fly on the floor, you can see every hair of her, the details struck, by the way, on the video this fly was also seen on the ceiling, while alive.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №49774
 03.07.2011
I heard a wonderful story about the Russian harsh business.
To get a million dollars from the state for the construction of the road.
70% to steal, 30% to build a road.
A third of the prey is to be given to the prosecutor’s office and a third to the police in order not to be touched.
For the remaining money to buy a chic car and in six months to break it because of heroically made roads.

I love this fucking country.

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49773
 03.07.2011
Girls, you can break up even in your dream =(
YYY: guys, you are able to worship even in your dreams.

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49772
 03.07.2011
Discussions about infidelity:
You have to choose your wife in the uranium mine. Not only will few people look at the two-headed, she can still think twice before changing.

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49771
 03.07.2011
xxx: I thought today about what gameplay would be in Civilization if the authors sought full realism.
Chapter 8: Building a City.
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XXX: Step 3: The country is occupied by NATO troops.
Step 4: You are executed by hanging.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №49770
 03.07.2011
The quality of Chinese =(
Dressed this morning from blue jeans (not bought in a cheap store)... In Peter 40 with more than degrees... Now came... I go to the shower to wash the essence of the avatar(((

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №49769
 03.07.2011
Heat... I’m sitting at the comp... my mom came in, poured me out of the sprayer for flowers and left...
WOW: Your mom still feels like her daughter needs to be raised =)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №49768
 03.07.2011
The summer. The heat. In the apartment there is no crossroads, and so that life doesn't seem like a strawberry at all, the guest came. Send subtle hints on the fact that "it would be nice to walk with a wheelchair, and granddaughter does not". The loving daughter replied:
and Maam! I don’t want kids now! It is hot for me!!! to

[ + 65 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49767
 03.07.2011
Question: How much memory does a computer have?

ΞGΞRΞOΞZΞNΞYΞY:
I have 3 terabytes of 1200GB and 3 thumbnails of 400GB

Vasovsky is:
How to understand 3 TB to 1200 GB?

ΞGΞRΞOΞZΞNΞYΞY:
If you don’t know what therabytes are, I’m not venovat ;-)
Terabyte is such a thing on it 1200GB of memory on it can windovs install

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №49766
 03.07.2011
I sit in the universe on a bench. The Dean. He breathes deeply and sits next to him. He looks at me sadly and says:
I was drunk like a pig. What to do now, I am a professor.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №49765
 03.07.2011
A liar?
I am a fan of passive rest.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №49764
 03.07.2011
The 21st century:
XHH: My mother’s back was sick, I left her my notepad for fun, let there be movies she’s watching.
I come in a week, she lies on it, what do you think why?
WOW :?
My back is warm :)


[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №49763
 03.07.2011
I won 100 rubles on a mobile phone! I just sent 10 pieces!
How much does 1 cmc cost?
HHH: I will see
Threshold: 27, 5 rubles
You are a dangerous guy, I look at you.

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49762
 03.07.2011
You are so funny:
to the last moscovite from the "last debt":
The Hollywooders:
The Last Idiot:
Brother of Mind:
The smartest one:
"xxxx: these deer roadmen managed to ride the road... are you sitting?....along with the sewage locks... now they walk with the mine-seeker and the broomers and dust..."

Tell me, friend, and how do you imagine laying asphalt by the sewers of the sewers? A multi-ton machine, sharpened for driving in a straight direction, suddenly writes out a snake on the road, carefully circling the loops? Before so openly illuminating your stupidity on people, it would be worth a moment to think about it.

I think you are the smartest here. In fact, to get around the lookout, it is enough not to put asphalt on it, fucking.

He is clearly smarter than you, because the automatic asphalt layer cannot selectively layer the asphalt in different places. Moreover, I don’t think you’ll like the unexpectedly encountered hole with a hole in the depths.
VladfR

In fact, before laying a new asphalt, the old coating is removed. After that, you can see the road with flat-cut asphalt and TORCHING above the level of the loops. Then a new asphalt is laid, bypassing the luke, after which it is safely rolled. And voila - here is the new road, loops in place, neither in the holes nor under the asphalt, but exactly where they have their place.
Or has this "technology" gone beyond Moscow?

At least someone understood me.

Congratulations to everyone in this chat!!! to

[ + 112 - ] Comment quote №49761
 03.07.2011
She: you men immediately see the breasts, and we are waiting for a surprise.
He: At the expense of the breasts, I haven’t seen men’s cowards with a thick wall from the parallel.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №49760
 03.07.2011
You are fun.
We all have fun in the psychic.
Wauu: even an adolph all day German anecdotes Stalin traves
HH: I don’t know what to write. I sit laughing
Stalin is not laughing. Funny and bearded jokes

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №49759
 03.07.2011
from life. Today I am happy, I buy shoes on my heels for the first time and look forward to:
And as I wear a shirt, I wear shoes on my heels, and I’ll go to work tomorrow! Everyone is acquired!
And yes!
My husband is so melancholy:
I would also be an Aquarius. Tomorrow is Sunday.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №49758
 03.07.2011
I dream that Google will launch a new service – Google water
You enter three paragraphs from the introduction of your diploma, Google gives out three and a half pages of related in meaning.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №49757
 03.07.2011
xxx: Written a text message to a friend "Hello :) How does a helda?"
xxx: I am afraid to call =(

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №49756
 03.07.2011
I stand on the balcony, smoke, drink whiskey, dawn, grace...
Suddenly I see out of the dark window in front of the cockroach, and falls on the passing man under the windows.
The dialogue struck me with its simplicity:
"You are out!?" from below
"Let me walk under the windows at five in the morning!"
"I will go up and fuck you" - from below
"And I will go down and fuck you" - up
"I would rise up, the current read me lazy, I was tired" - from below
"I would go down, the electricity is reading me up... Okay, while the guy"
"Okay, so far, it was nice to meet" - from below...
I don’t understand the lies are all to blame, the intelligents have fought.

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