Almost all people in the depths of their hearts are good. Except for those who have no depths of soul, but a whole debris.

The postcard arrived with a half-year delay. You and your mom are invited to the wedding. Rustam and Zalin some.
“Give me a look,” the father opened the card, looking long at the invitation, the names, the signatures. I returned, I didn’t have time.
So, it was in Dagestan that you were invited to Mahatchkala! Who are they at all? There was written: “Flight and accommodation at our expense.” Father, tell me a!

Father was distracted. Then he did not remain silent for long.
This is the side of the bride invited.
Well well?
It was in the 85th year, in the New Year. Then the anomaly happened - the whole republic was covered with snow. You go out on the street - there are no walls, only the roofs are torn. On the radio announced the emergency, feed for livestock on the Chaban parking lots were dropped from helicopters, so that the fall was not big. The roads were cleaned up by the military, but their efforts were not enough.

I worked as the head of an infectious clinic; I remember congratulating patients. I stand in front of the mirror, attach a cotton beard, nurses and sanitaries cut salads. Suddenly, behind the window with a rocky rockot and a snow scroll, KRAZ stopped. Well, you know, the truck is so healthy...
I know, of course.
We looked out the window and two men came out to us. A few minutes later they came to my office. A young Dagestan family lived and worked on a parking lot in Chaban, 50 kilometers from the city centre. Standing at the door, passing by, tired, gray from the road. I invite them to sit down.

The husband begins to say, “Valera,” the daughter is dead. Six months of all the daughter, diarrhea was - two weeks, a week ago, she stopped breathing. and all. We need a death certificate, we will go to the holy land, we will be buried.

I noticed that he was holding a small suitcase in his hand. The yellow. He puts it on the table, opens it, and there the baby lies. The whole girl is blue.

Why did you, I begin to argue, endure until the last? Why didn’t they bring it right away?
I want to, Valeria! They could not break through the snow. We found a big car and we arrived.

My father cried, and kept silent. He got a form, began to record, automatically listening to the body of the child with a phonendoscope.

“I,” said my father, “hadn’t expected anything at the time. This procedure is necessary, there are a lot of them. But here I hear noise. Not a heartbeat, as everyone is used to, but noise.

“Everyone is quiet!” I shouted, attached the membrane more tightly. After two minutes in the phonendoscope again unclear "shououuh".

"As I remember now," the father tells me, "I throw everything from the table, this suitcase too, I lay the child, the chief nurse, and then I run for the resuscitation set. After a minute, a horse dose of the drug is injected into the connector with a simultaneous heart massage. There are a lot of things, you won’t understand. The child began to rose in his eyes, and then suddenly he cried... Loudly so, on the whole department...

I looked at her side by side, and her mother slipped her unconsciously on the wall. Daddy is pale, standing at the table. I call Elisa, a sanatorium. The girl was taken by helicopter with her parents. You probably remember. They often came to us afterwards, always guests carried.

The Uncle Ramadan? I say.
and yes! Ramadan is sure. Well here. This Zalina is his daughter. You see, you remember...

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The anecdote.
The driver’s wife comes home and says to her husband:
"Ludka's husband, a lander, will lift her on extended arms over the balcony and... her. The Romantic!
Olga’s husband is a sailor. He will pour a full bath of water, the sea salt will be poured, the calf will dress, the binoculars will take and... her. The Romantic!
What can you offer me?"
The long-haul driver thought, he thought, Romance is needed of you – well.
He gave his wife two mirrors, one in each hand, curved with cancer. I walked away a few meters from behind, took off my pants and shouted “Let’s give up a little bit.” Look in the mirrors!"
The comments.
I don’t have mirrors in the car.
No, I can’t get rid of them or get out of the parking lot.
The head starts to turn immediately. I lose the orientation. I still do not have a personal car. Courage and "soniness "- in exceptional cases I drive.
Try looking like mirrors in the apartment. Many have helped. This was advised in the auto school.
I only watch the mirrors in the back.
This is how? How is it?! to
From driving they will have sex, and from sex - parking instructions?! to

Well, doctor, tell us, girls, a safe means of protection. Or can you just laugh?

The abstinence. seriously. Minimum of sides. Condoms in 2 places - if there is no allergy to latex.

Neradence: What is important to work as an organizer? The main thing is not to roast or do it at least not very loudly, whileining the harsh expression of the face.
A brilliant creature shares with me their no less brilliant plans for a thematic fashion show. Let’s call it all "Panopticum". What I am, I am nothing. Panopticum - it is a panopticum and it is...

Does a hunter need a 30-fold binoculars?
Zzz Yes, count the hair on the eggs.

XXX: What is your name?
YYY: Hi to you. Tally to you? and :)
XXX by Andrei. Are you from which city?
YYY is Ariel. It is in Israel, if anything.
XXX: I understand
Are you Russian?
YYY: Are you serious now?

by this:

Xxx Che loves: the whole brother was frightened by the prospect: having 100l of flooding in the backpack to swim over the cold river in the summer, the survivors yopt. I have a boy 7 years on a horse river 2m deep floats, and nothing... well, he did not study for a tourist to be afraid

Teach the match. I swam without a horse in May. For a moment, I live in an area equal to the areas of the far north.
And jumped from the third floor, and from the balcony to the balcony horizontally slid (sixth floor). Try to do it now, at thirty, I am in need of bricks to sell.
There is no fear at this age. There is no sense of self preservation. Not yet developed. There is nothing to boast about here except your own ignorance.

The steel eggs are when three Africans, armed with a spear, onion and machete, purposefully go on the eight-headed lion prade, cut off the leg of the buffalo and quietly leave with this leg to the sunset, leaving behind lions who have fainted from such greed and have never used a weapon. Compared to that, everything else is just shit.

Comments on Onliner
xxx: When you say, “This is not a telephone conversation,” somewhere a KGB officer is sad.

XXX: Here is the GIF of the deck. <Publish the image>
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Zzz: Where is the GIF, bleat? This is JEP!
I am an artist, I see it.

Since Air Force Day coincided with Railroad Day, the latter decided not to lag behind: went to swim in tanks and ride with rails pushed from the windows.

As a child, we misunderstand that it is great to be an adult.

I don’t believe in God, I don’t need preaching. Sorry to.
WOW: What a waste! One in life is very difficult. God helps me in everything. I recently noticed that when I sit on some websites on the Internet, I have links to what I was literally looking for today. I am sure that God knows when you are looking for something, and he helps you in every way, it is only worth believing and paying attention to it.
This is called Yandex.Direct, idiot devout.
WOW: What is it called?

Image of the skeleton converter from HoMM3, comments:
XXX: What is it?
Yyy: A cradle is a thing where living beings are killed and then transformed into nits.
ZZZ : The Institute?

XXX: I am passing the test of history to the EGE. Plekhanov and his fellow thinkers founded in Geneva the group “***”, the main work of which was the propaganda of the ideas of Marxism.
Thirty Seconds to Marx

But here's how to explain to the cat, What shouldn't be thrown under your feet when meeting the owner, because as the owner in the shoes and snacks the cat may just not get? Because of the cat.

For example, "You have to master the person on the photo. And to master in the biblical sense of the Russian localizers turned into "You must recognize the person on the photo. And to know in missionary position".
........................................................................
I don’t understand what it means to have a man in a photograph"? Yes, possession in the biblical sense also leads me to some thoughts, but I’m not sure of them.
In general, please explain to me what the original phrase means, and ideally it would be good to give the original phrase.

A remarkable feat: the "Nudist monastery".