Just if you’re a little prepared...
I am always a little prepared. As a pioneer!

Today was my first day as my sister went to school, in zero class. We brought her home, so, and asked what and how there, liked it or did not like it. She talks, talks, and then the matter came to the dining room.
C: We have eaten
I: What did you eat?
C: Well I ate, I drank juice, and I drank juice.
I am : O? Did you eat juice and drink juice?
C: It doesn’t eat, it’s a pillow.
I am :?
C is PI-LA SOK.
What is the cake?
C: Yes...

Chat Hub PlayGround
[22:43:43] <NATALI> Hi!Do not forget me again!I am in a nuclear station.
[22:46:36] <NATALI> write anyone
[23:02:06] <El-Fierro> Homer?
[23:06:21] <NATALI> no not homer
[23:06:35] <NATALI> Natasha from the nuclear plant in Peterburg

XXX is
dinner with candles, bathroom with flowers and a delightful night

YYYY
The banal romance.

XXX is
And all this with clown noses.

XXX is
In the background is the South Park.

YYYY
Lord Jesus

XXX is
There is a man in the corner and every minute he hits the drum.

XXX is
The bathroom is empty and dry.

andgt;Vandrid
>Take it off =(
I know the game is crazy, but not to play. It comes out after the start of the >new game black screen and how much I wait, only black >screen and all. You are lucky people.
>Comp like normal, the toughest games went, and this...

by Balda!
The lighting is on)
Everyone has a dark screen...there’s dark!

The second course began, and with it came the realization of an extremely sad fact: for the whole first year of university study I learned only to sleep in any noise and in any position, and sneeze with my mouth closed. Although that is already a lot.

X: News: For the Minister of Finance of the Russian Federation, it is obvious that drinking and smoking are more beneficial to the state for solving social problems. Experts believe that the minister is talking about a double benefit: they will ensure the supplementation of the treasury, and the pension they simply will not need.

Y is glorious. Help the state - die

The Alone:
Good morning

by Sigogelon:
goodly

The Alone:
The Automatic Message:
Drop it all.

XXXX
We have one of the drivers sitting behind the editor's compilation, stupidly hiccups, curiously looks around and... communicates with the bot in the aske....

xxx: an excellent title for the book on information security - "On the edge of qwerty".

The donation website.
Question: What foods should be included in the donor diet?
Fish oil of wine is more useful, drink without tragic mines, it will save you from all diseases except sexual!

Stasi: I went on vacation with two men: my husband and his friend. On the car... And I understood one moment... Men only have two topics to talk about: breasts and fuck))

A foolish example is contagious only to fools.

It was today. In Moscow it is wet and cold, it is raining. I rush to the metro.
Almost at the entrance, past me passes in the opposite direction, from the transition, a naked man. Absolutely by. The Boss. Covering with one hand the source of life. In the other also nothing :) Where he left his clothes, I will not put the mind. She slides barefoot on the hills and confidently goes somewhere.
I can’t believe my eyes and turn around to see what happens.
This is where a police force came from. The chief calls a naked man. Now I’m thinking if I didn’t see it, but in an absolutely naked man the senior asks to present documents.

- Dear man, you read - the police want to be renamed the police. You think,
Will it help?
“Mash, and if I call you Pasha, will you grow up?

I’m hungry and I want to eat :D

xxx: "on the pen" how to understand it?)

It is to climb the bridge.
Standing on foot
and jump on a straw with writing pencil

She: leish, come, help to change the sight
I am: OK
I: The weather, you are not admin?! You are?
She is: Eve
Have you fought with something again?
See also: UGU

The xxx:
One of the common human needs, hunger, thirst, sex, rises to the threshold level and turns into an excitement. According to past experience, a person knows how to cope with this urge, and his motivation is oriented towards a class of objects that are able to satisfy the urge.

YYYY :
Let me tell you, why are you coming to my office?

Why do we go to sleep?!
I’ll find my teeth and go.
You told me for 20 years...
YYY: I clean up

Something I didn’t understand, but when are children’s eyes blue?
WOW: As far as I understand, if the corresponding genes in both parents are recessive
Q: Is it easier?( by
Zzz: In short, children get blue eyes if both parents are blue
ZZZ: Oh...