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[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №35463
 03.09.2010
I can ask you (this is important).
Slash: You are an officer. You can do everything!
Love: I am pleased. And yet, when I stand with my parents, it is not necessary to run to me through the whole square, stretching out my hands forward with the screams of "Sisi!"and "
Slash: Am I in?
At least they didn’t appreciate...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35462
 03.09.2010
HH: How do I tell you?
See also: Hz. A short one.
You are all the same women!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35461
 03.09.2010
Letter to Support:
If you do not restart for a few days and open about 20 windows, then the laptop begins to slow terribly, does not open new programs.

Please help resolve the problem.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35460
 03.09.2010
FUNNY MIME (14:37:53 2/09/2010)
How about 1 cent?

~N@$Jush@~ (14:38:35 2/09/2010)
What else interests you?

FUNNY MIME (14:39:06 2/09/2010)
How about mood?

~N@$Jush@~ (14:39:42 2/09/2010)
It is completely absent...what else?

FUNNY MIME (14:40:26 2/09/2010)
Big Mac big potatoes and medium coke))

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №35459
 03.09.2010
xxx (15:09:00 2/09/2010)
Working colleagues ate a zephyr in chocolate, the expiry date of which expired in March
xxx (15:09:09 2/09/2010)
I watched it))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35458
 03.09.2010
xxx: Yesterday sent an eight-year-old nephew to the jimote of Jorique for an extender
xxx: Say, I say, "Uncle Jora, please give a two-day extender to Uncle Dime," and if, I say, I will not give, say, "What fucking!"
Well, the tribe of the march rehearsed the speech all the way, so as not to forget.
As soon as Juric opened the door, the tribe issued "Uncle Jora, give for two days the extender to Uncle Dima, what a fuck!"

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №35457
 03.09.2010
The computer scientist asks:
- How is it called, - and points to the sheet on two sides, - well, it's when you print here and here?
Here are the options of answers:
The Double Print
The bilateral printing.
The mirror print.
and only one guy from the last batch shouted "bullshit it’s called"

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35456
 03.09.2010
XX: I am just making nonsense.
XY: Where is it?
xx to you
Xy: Well, put it there in the corner, next to the nonsense on lean oil. You do not need it, by the way?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №35455
 03.09.2010
Q: Do you have a textbook?
YYY: Eating

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35454
 03.09.2010
Googled by:

Q: How to bring girls for sex in three???? to

A: By secret - for sex three often is quite enough one girl)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №35453
 03.09.2010
xxx: and in general you have recently often started writing "don’t fuck me brain" instead of "I was not right"

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35452
 03.09.2010
What about the body session?
Oh... in the summer?
He: Well you can and the body, the rating will be higher :)

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