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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35503
 03.09.2010
In general, I work with the Federal Communications Operator (we work on WiMax) to connect the client, you need to conduct a survey of the point (on the roof) :) In general, I made an application to the technical department, with the customer in excellent relationships, the matter was closed. At night there was a heavy rain, cold, horror movie! In the morning, the planner, here is the call of the client, you need to pay tribute to the client expressed very culturally, where is your tech director? I say now I eat, I call him, I say, on the wire such a very wants to hear you, pause, then the answer struck me in shock - Tell me that I resigned, I ask - Are you fucking?And then it turns out that he closed the roof of the house and left the client there for the whole night to hang out with the cats. Now the director is not allowed for examination :)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №35502
 03.09.2010
<HenyTRk> called the echotest to check how voip works, but there the cable is not removed!
<HenyTRk> Doctor, I’m all ignored

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №35501
 03.09.2010
Have you heard that you can’t buy anything after 10 now except beer? It’s like fighting alcoholism :)
WOW: they probably don’t know how to crack beer >:-]

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35500
 03.09.2010
TV channel "Russia", evening program "Match" with Vladimir Soloviev. The dispute between Zhirinovsky and Mitrochin about the reduction of prices for products of the first necessity.
by Mitrochin:
In the days of the Emperor there were food markets.
Soloviev tells him:
In the days of the king, the king was.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35499
 03.09.2010
My boyfriend wants sex with me, what should I do?
Ur: to give
Maximus: Give it to him!
Loft : give
Zaha: You viewed the scene of male solidarity))) Say that for you this is a serious step, that you are not ready yet.
Lizz: Zaha, and I would give)))
Loft: Use Zahin’s option, and introduce him to Lizz)))

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №35498
 03.09.2010
I went home to the girl to eat. Parents at work. Of the products only household chicken eggs, spotted with strawberries. While I was washing my egg to make an egg, the girl called her mom to work:
“Hi mom, okay, I’m going to eat with Vadim, what do you do? He washes the eggs! And here is my hysterical whistle and handed over to my mother my messy nature.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35497
 03.09.2010
Title of article:
The method of solving this problem was invented by two scientists who wished to remain unknown, and called the ego "Broumann-Utkin Method".

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №35496
 03.09.2010
News on Yandex
2nd In Chechnya, police detained a militant from Moscow.
Did they not confuse? xd

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №35495
 03.09.2010
Today on the current witnessed the epic victory of the writer over the apple store.
The writer has an old note of the time of the third century, the apple store has a new macbook.
The apple maker is all overwhelming to the writer, said, your wheel is fucking, and the mac is cool. The writer cries in response. “If you can do on your notebook what I can’t do on MacBook, I’ll give you 10k rubles.”
The writer, without saying a word, takes his notepad and breaks the monitor on his knee. In the apple tree falls the jaw.
The curtain.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35494
 03.09.2010
and CHC:
Love must warm up.

The Thistle:
by Ugo! but the wool warms better)))

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №35493
 03.09.2010
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Go fishing on Monday?
WOW :
My head and spinning are broken.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
He brought his finger with a hook and a cargo and threw it.
WOW :
You are O_O
xxxxxxxxxxx:
No, you are not broken, you are probably broken.
WOW :
No is
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Do we go hunting?
WOW :
Also on the finger?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №35492
 03.09.2010
Popaye: How do you deal with noisy neighbors?
PereTz: I’m lucky, the only thing I have to tolerate is the stones from 23:00 to 23:10 and then the silence =D

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №35491
 03.09.2010
What was your first love name?
and Dendi.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35490
 03.09.2010
Comment on the phrase by Dick Lawyer - Andorran people use small sizes of their fields...":

XHH: "I didn’t understand something. Is there an Andorran version of the football field? Why is it less? Is there anything outside of the country?"

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35489
 03.09.2010
With Dairy
In an attempt to open the fantasy closed by the mother, the hands, the right and the left were scratched, one kitchen towel was ripped, half an hour was spent, flat clamps and a half-meter key were applied.
unsuccessful

It opens on the other side.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №35488
 03.09.2010
xxx: I just read an article about a warm floor with intelligence. I thought he was more intelligent than I was.)

yyy: Hm, he probably even writes the word intelligence with two "L"!

XXX is fucking

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №35487
 03.09.2010
xxx (12:41:37 3/09/2010)
We have a beast boss.
yyy (12:42:08 3/09/2010)
The goat?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35486
 03.09.2010
I’m probably not going to drink this day.
XHH: green tea rulets
You are shit.
xxx: "the answer to which any arguments are broken")

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35485
 03.09.2010
My dad broke up in GTA for a while - he said, helps communicate with partners.
I did not understand him so at first.
It turned out - they and partners gathered together and discussed which cars were the hottest there and who struck the most people.)))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35484
 03.09.2010
ridd (00:21:43 3/09/2010)
Chatta is mature. The development leader missed a week at meetings, today said that everyone was pissed and went on vacation for three weeks)

ridd (00:22:01 3/09/2010)
Literary course, here

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