Conversation between Peterz (P) and Moskovich (M):

Q: It’s only you in Maaskev who are all trading in the subway. We have intelligent people, offices under this matter...
In the metro?

I wonder if you can die of laughter.
One day, I got stuck while bathing.
He swallowed water and went under water.
CHC: While he was dying, I realized that he was almost dying of laughter, and he stunned.

The Director is Coming
He turns and looks at me, I say a thousand and shoot him with my finger.
He says aa. a. a. and pretends to fall
You are fucking fucking.

by Poltech. The first couple. Theory of materials processing.
The Prep:
- In the process of cutting participate: machine, workpiece and cutting tool.
From the back:
and tokar. You have forgotten, Professor!

You are okay.
Childhood language in winter
Didn’t you touch anything?:DD
Tag: touched
But not in childhood.

With Habra:
The Dirtyest Jobs in Google
I can’t even imagine what an invitation to such a job should look like.
“Hi, we’ve heard that you’re a frozen guy with sick moral values!
–...
We need such people!

The child does not sleep alone.
Mom: I wonder, do you have a button "off"?
R: not
M: Unfortunately, I should have added this option.
Q: But I have a touch indicator "mama". When my mother touches me, I sleep, and when she touches me, I don’t sleep.

xxx: now tasted at work some incomprehensible shit
I found a notepad at the bar.
YYYY :
The Death Notebook?
Don’t just write my name there.
XXX is no. There is a movie script.
written here by handwriting, first class.
XXX is called
XXX: The League of Evil. The first class"
The first lines
XX: Our society is wasted. Thro. Yes, superheroes are just a myth. It’s a pity that the real bad guys are...
xxx: the notebook belongs to Lostochkin Andrew, it is written directly on it.
xxx: scenario for three pages, but in the notebook some other drawings, drawings, descriptions of special effects.
XXX: I am in shock.

I decided somehow to my friend, who recently began to live separately, borst cooking.He was happy for a long time, as a child, planned a list of foods, how many times a day will eat... And then looks so confidently in the eyes and says: "Nothing will work out, I have no pot."
I was hysterical...

Do you have an electrician?
Just an acoustic.

K3 :
(Reference to article "Accident without GIBDD. A computer program will be developed"
Computers will be quickly processed.)

by J4R:
"For the reconstruction of the accident, run the GTA 4 in fuck it exactly the same" :D

If Apple made bicycles...
<chh> free to turn the steering wheel, brake the wheel
Air for the wheel 5 backs, pump only with a special pump, through a special hose
<wow> pumps and air from other bicycles are not suitable
<ow> the luggage compartment is there, but you can't ride anyone on it, as this is contrary to the terms of the license
<wow> iVel is fast, but the pedals are rotating very hard and the strength is enough for a maximum of half a day
The new iVel costs like three regular bikes
“Wow, but people are willing to pay any money for a bite apple icon on the wing and a stylish white frame.
<zzz> Apple will prosecute other cyclists for breach of patents :)
<wow> yes, because other bicycles also have round wheels!

XXX (13:30:28 3/09/2012)
He accidentally got out and asked for a washing machine in the store. What the seller asked: "Men’s shampoo is what?"

From Habr:
Hopefully Half-Life’s third part will happen before the third coming of Christ or the third world war.
YYY: When HL3 comes out, a temporary ceasefire will be declared in World War III.

Reading about what the girls are going to install the screw, I thank my brother and father for being able to put it on their own. For the honour preserved.

X: The demons burned my cottage!! to
Y: ahahhah)))))) trouble))
At first I thought the house was burning. and the cottage (
Y: We should have picked up the most necessary things faster, scream -Fire!! to
X: So I started collecting, first the passport, then the cottage.

(1 of September)
XXX is Hi. How was the City Day celebrated?
YYY: Okay, it was just cold.
Alcohol was not sold anywhere. My friends said I’ve never seen so many sober people in one place 😉

The boss calls:
S is allo! Where are you?
I: In the office.
Q: Does the Internet not work?
I: It all works!
Q: There is no agent?
I: I work...

I recently discovered a new way of dating - a man ran after me a quarter to give a visit card, I wept all the street that I was married, he wept that he was very ashamed, but to take the visit card.

Only in Beijing you get in a taxi, the route sounds, and the driver says “Oh, I have something to go there... Maybe, where else?”