This is me and the cat. One of us has a birthday today. The cat was born in November.
yyy: It resembles the tests on logical thinking in Science and Life. The cat was born in November, the aquarium fish do not smoke, the clock is in front of the TV. Who am I?"

to this:

It’s really silly when you’re in the toilet and you can’t decide which side to apply to the toilet.

This condition is described by the phrase "Front the pelvis, behind the toilet". It is a council at the same time.

to this

xxx: everything has come to its place - according to the horoscope of the Indians, I am a deer.

I decided to look at myself. It was better not to look at it. The whole process has ruined me, fool.

Zombiracer: the habit of disconnecting wifi before the game earned on android (so there is no advertisement) submissively ask me to forgive and not drive out of the raid.

[xxx] don't have to calculate me, I will give you my iPad, 127.0.0.1
[yyy] I can't remember more than 3 numbers in a row... and you also divided them by points for some reason...
[xxx] and so on. The first point is a decimal. The second is hundreds. The third is a thousand. This is an ordinary thousandth fraction. They are now in 3 class.

News of Sport:
...Schtiglitz will defend his belt against the Nigerian Expo...
For some reason, the imagination paints only black hands stretching toward
The new form of standard officer :)

X: The cat stitch brought me my dirty socks. What I wanted to say, I don’t understand.
W: It’s all right, she’s a girl: she’s screaming that she’s scattered her socks.

Question on mayl.ru: how to treat chicken ass? (The Wardrobe)
Answer: Chicken whisper

2014: A Russian carrier rocket crashed into an iceberg.

I'm in the car with a navigator, the background is playing an audio book. The dictator reads:
He approached me closer and clearly said:"... "Take the right!"

XXX is
What is your network architecture?
YYYY
"Fuck the shame"
XXX is
Coolly

Microsoft to buy Nokia mobile business for $7.2 billion
_______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
We remember, we love, we suffer

Hello to Dim!
Hi, who are you?
You are what? I am Katya Eva.
And yes?? You have changed in the photo.
It’s not me, it’s my sister.
Why did you put her picture on your avatar?? to
Well I love her!
Clearly...
............
– Smoke, why did you change your avu for a glass of beer?

Andry :
You put me so down with this repair of the pen at all, that now I am ready for everything... I couldn’t, and you did it right away =) There were no more Barishna in the Russian villages!
by Katya:
In my student years, I used to hit the wall with a cover from a pot of bolts. I didn’t have a hammer, nails, or screwbacks.)
Andry :
These Russian women...
by Katya:
Even though I can guess at once that I didn’t have a brain and a man at the time either.

@ra0ued: By refraining from going to casinos, I’ll save about $15 billion. in the year.

This is what really pleases me in my old childhood years - so this is the insignificant number of paper photos that you took and picked the most silly, if your faces were required for posters in school)))) And you're a lava and a boomer...
Do you need a photo? Choose a few gigs for you, I’m hidden there.

to this:

Can God create a stone that cannot be destroyed?

In the original of this well-known paradox, it was not "to destroy", but "to raise". And the most interesting answer to him was given by one rabbi. "Maybe, and it has already been created. This stone is a man endowed with free will. And although all is in the power of God, even He cannot forcefully raise him up to Himself.

x: As a rabbit owner I declare, from 1 rabbit once every 2 months 5-8 rabbits.
Y: And the rabbit and the rabbit are twice as many!

XXX: I visited Hell’s branch here yesterday
XXX: Russian Post Office
XXX: In general, by post, you can send a nuclear bomb with a valuable shipment with a description that it contains diamonds.

XXX: For the worker not only did not see what I was sending, but also did not match the record with what was actually there. That is, I could write that there is a crown of the Russian Empire with a declared value of $$$, and then claim a crown or a bubble))

YYY: So this is a known vulnerability

XXX: Where are the baggers taken?

YYY: There is nowhere. This is the second known vulnerability.

How is? How can you trust a book that says on the first page:
" Congratulations to you! You bought Linux!"