The child spent the whole summer in the country with a 70-year-old grandmother, very vivid and active, with the radio-giving all the time on.
Singing in the bathroom:
I don’t know who you are.
Who are you carrying into the forest?

Comment on the news that Savchenko came to the Verkhovna Rada in a costume with a deep decolt.
Did you decide to show that she has not only eggs?

Admin, please change in the mobile version of the site "+" and "-" places.

I walk around in the kitchen, in the room, my husband and brother are collecting the closet.

The hammer knocks out, “Your own mother! ", "Fuck, the hammer should not be here, but there! ", "We have everything in place, look at it yourself!". "No, here it should be, and where did you go?". Unclear, but obviously maternal bitterness. The knock of the hammer, the sound of the screwdriver, the suspicious silence...

I look into the room. The husband’s happy brother explains:

Don’t worry, we didn’t kill each other. We just follow the instructions!

Disconnect from the Internet. I had a story. The home internet began to turn off every morning and turn on in the evening, and with each day to turn off earlier and later. It was at the end of the winter, just when the light day increased noticeably. Support could not answer anything reasonable and we had the idea that this was due to the turn-off of the light in the entrance. I checked, it turned out not. The mystic continued. A few days later, they risked to assume that the active switch was in the neighboring entrance. And the bingo! It was really him! I don’t know what the workers did, but the internet switch really was there. So don’t laugh at those who try to shame with all the available means.

Cell phone in the back of jeans
Light vibration - message on whatsup

Something has happened! I feel the ass!

xxx: for the first and last time, I put my eyebrows with bacon in a deep plate!

It is much more comfortable to lick

How do you teach fat people to fall faster than thin ones? The physicist is confused.
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Physicist Kun, and in your opinion all parachutes descend at the same speed regardless of the weight of the jump? Then, according to your Kunov physics, under the usual d1 5u tanks you can drop to the ground, right? and :)
P.s A physics textbook is two.

News on riafan "The head of NASA tired of paying Russia for the delivery of astronauts to the ISS"
The only comment: "Buy a tramp!!!!!!)))) andquot;

The new Russian football team defeated the national team of Turkey with the score 0:0.

You have such a deep inner world that the very idea of fucking you doesn’t seem dirty, but dangerous – you will suddenly fail.

<xxx> Here in the park, teenagers are playing a crocodile, and they were puzzled to show tolerance now.
<yyy> You have not been arrested. Be careful, don’t break your pants!
<xxx> How do I show tolerance?
<yyy> Start beating them and then show the cross with your hands.
<xxx> This is spirituality.

and ENOTA:

Don’t be afraid of cameras. Make yourself a terrible Halloween costume and make in your city the rumor that "Whoever the monster will have a pumpkin, he will have a whole year."
People are good, and you taste good.

What do you do when you are not bathing?
YYY: I am sleeping
XXX with whom?
With a pillow.
XXX: How are you?
YYY: Super straight
XXX: Isn’t it a scam? Not a board?
YYY : No. I can make any form.
XXX: Soft, and there is something to hold?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XX: Well I wish you happiness with her for many years.
YYY: Thanks from us.

Where is this asteroid going to be? Or again all the videos on the regic, offensive, I want to shoot in a normal full HD.

It’s time to give up to the fuck! In other words, in sale.

As a teenager, she went to the surgical department of the regional hospital for a long time (joint trauma, surgery plus rehabilitation, in total almost six months). I have to say that I was the right housewife from a strict family, for whom the limit of hooliganism is to return home later than I promised, causing my mother to get nervous. In the hospital, I learned a lot about the shadow sides of life.

For example, in the department was a 14-year-old Vanya, who at night went to fuck to his 12-year-old girlfriend, whose room on the roof of a private house, once broke and injured his leg when falling so much that doctors did not know if it would be possible to avoid amputation.

A couple of years later, the father mocked his younger brother for what his mother said to his parents, and he didn’t seem to understand why I was nervous.

I just accidentally picked up a guy’s phone.
XXX: There is a correspondence with the left grandmother. How can I bring him into conversation?
YYY: Is it by chance?
ZZZ: It is not
zzz: you go by this way, and there on the screen "take me"
ZZZ:...
Zzzz: I just made it worse :D

We went to lunch at the dining room (through our body). At the entrance there is a place for smoking, there is our new practitioner Cole, yesterday’s student, in jeans and a black jacket.

I go back, in the same place stands a man of fifty years of the same height (completely, indeed), in the same jeans and black jacket. It was a miracle to keep him from noticing that smoking made him very old almost in front of his eyes.

by c010b0c:
I recently had an interview with June (truth in Python, not Java). Three stages. First test with answers to language knowledge options - passed. Then the conversation with the guru distantly on logic and consideration - passed. Followed by a conversation with him on organizational issues plus a short DISC test. I decided to make a joke and on the request to describe the ideal candidate for their company, I replied that I see him as a worker with psychological training as a cosmonaut. In a week, they wrote that I was callous, but they were callous with me will work. The conclusion - you can't guess why they won't be taken to work.