Xxx: My brother’s father brought my brother to the garden for the New Year’s tree in shorts and a maid for a masquerade. I thought it was shorts and nothing bothered him that around the kids in costumes danced. Then, when the photos showed my mother almost caught a heart attack.

Yyy: T-shirts and t-shirts are the "Batya" costume, it's okay.)

Once my mother got sick and my father had to go to the meeting.

he was sitting for an hour at the meeting of another class, gave money and came happy that there were no claims to his child.

In connection with the fact that mathematicians approached the solution of the formula for calculating retirement savings, the PFR is forced to change it.

The words of a friend.

My wife and I decided to give our daughter to Mat. school in Petrograd. There was before such, not quite of course maths school, but mathematics was taught well. I took my daughter to an interview, and she was 6 years old. The questions were easy, she answered everything correctly. Then the teacher asked her the last question:
Imagine you have an apple, with branches of apples on it. On one branch 7 apples, on the other - 8, on the third 9. How many apples in an apple?
The girl, without thinking, says, is 24.
The teacher wondered how she thought.
- Well, I took one apple from the third branch, weighed on the first, and three times eight will be 24.
This interview ended.

The teacher takes me to the side and begins, - your child is of course weak, maybe our school will not suit her, but... and herself, rubbing her fingers reflexively, as if she was already counting the money. I understood what she wanted, and, confidently looking in her eyes, I said:
In fact, she has just developed Gauss’s method of finding the sum of a series. So you’re right, maybe your school doesn’t fit her.

My daughter, by the way, was taken. Maybe I’m going to complain.

The President of Estonia declared that for the Estonians the Second World War ended in 1994. I once thought stories about slow Estonians were all jokes!

The words of a friend. My wife and I decided to give our daughter to the mat. School in Petrograd. It was there before, not exactly Matt. School, but mathematics taught not bad. I took my daughter to an interview, and she was 6 years old. The questions were easy, she answered everything correctly. Then the teacher asked her the last question:

Imagine you have an apple, with branches of apples on it. On one branch 7 apples, on the other - 8, on the third 9. How many apples in an apple?

The girl, without thinking, says, is 24.

The teacher wondered how she thought.

- Well, I took one apple from the third branch, weighed on the first, and three times eight will be 24.

This interview ended.



The teacher takes me to the side and begins, - your child is of course weak, maybe our school will not suit her, but... and herself, rubbing her fingers reflexively, as if she was already counting the money. I understood what she wanted, and, confidently looking in her eyes, I said:

In fact, she has just developed Gauss’s method of finding the sum of a series. So you’re right, maybe your school doesn’t fit her.



My daughter, by the way, was taken. Maybe I’m going to complain.

She told the story of a colleague after a vacation in Samarkand to relatives (she and her husband are Russian). by her words.

Her husband went, let’s call him Ivan, to the market for watermelon, he was immediately warned that it was not possible to take the price offered by the seller because they are accepted to trade and the price can be cut down at the proper scale almost twice. At the same time, he has to say that he is local from another city otherwise the price will break.

He went to a barbecue store. The seller said that watermelons cost 17 p (a colleague for our convenience said all prices in rubles).

Ivan was very surprised that watermelons in Uzbekistan are more expensive than in Russia (we now have about 9-12 p / kg). A funny trade began. We agreed for 10 r.

But when Ivan offered the seller to weigh the watermelon, something happened.

In general, it turned out that watermelons in Uzbekistan are sold in pieces and the price was for watermelon. And Ivan thought that the price was per kg.