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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14070
 30.01.2009
Oh, take that guy, what you’re pretending to be!
YYY: No, I don’t want to... I don’t know.
You start with small.
WOW: Why for example?
See also: SMS
“Igorok, we’ve been sleeping for a month. What SMS?! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №14069
 30.01.2009
27.01.2009 08:49 -
The delegates of the local cathedral distributed passes on the subway

27.01.2009 13:06 -
In Moscow Archbishop Kirill stole a SUV
Today, the driver of the monarch Kirill appealed to the police station of the city 02 who that the Toyota Land Cruiser Prado, belonging to the Yaroslavl and Rostov diocese, was stolen.

It’s great that they’ve come up with... travelers.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №14068
 30.01.2009
X is
This year, Generation P will be on the screen.

and
The director of Bondarchuk?

X is
I forgot to watch, but in one of the main female roles - guess who?

and
Emm... The Galactic?? to

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №14067
 30.01.2009
The Greens are more fiercely protesting against fur than against the skin, because wealthy women get much easier than bicyclists.
by ulmoto.ru

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14066
 30.01.2009
July (14:42:46 28/01/2009)
I won't call you, you don't love me

ilya (14:42:59 28/01/2009)
I love...

July (14:44:11 28/01/2009)
Do not scream

July (14:44:59 28/01/2009)
You say so because you want to eat.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №14065
 30.01.2009
It was a peeled pizza. I decided to try the recipe, ruined a pack of peelings. He sat down, smoked, and modernized it a little. He poured out a pack of ice cream pellets in the shape of a cake (or just a metal plate which is not a pity), placed slices of cheese on top, and generously smeared it with mayonnaise. Bacon in the oven (250 degrees, about 15 minutes), chewed under the beer - it was very delicious. Then I continued the experiment, placed under the pellet rings of onions, a laurel leaf, and also dried the pellet with pepper and dried crop, but this time I baked it in the microwave, in a glass plate with a cap (800 watts, 5 minutes). I have not eaten such delicious food for a long time. I understand that this is not funny, I write to help students and all those people who, due to circumstances, can not stand at the plate for a long time.

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