XXX: Do not mislead me!

This ugly Khodorkovsky continues to commit new and new daring crimes in the past!
c) the scorpion

Pop singer Lady Gaga is going to release perfumes. However, unlike other stars of the show business does not plan to create a floral or wooden fragrance, the perfumes from Lady Gaga will smell blood and sperm and will be called "Monster".

I don’t even know what to add.)

smoke: yesterday came to a friend, lying kissed, well, all as usual, and on the wall she hangs a picture of bathi in shape, and how don't look, his eyes are looking at you, I just got a nipple

Grandfather fights with a dog (German Shepherd). I hear the message: "I blasted, the overseas fell!!and "

Rio is
Why do you have such a long interval?

Rio is
After my question I feel like a red hat.

If you do not understand the interlocutor, the interlocutor is a fool.
If the interlocutor does not understand you, the interlocutor is a fool.

Now in the news was told how in the houses from the cranes flowing water of green color. Municipalists added a dye to the water to determine the failure of the pipes.
Guess where? is correct. The Chelyabinsk!

I had to use the services of the priests of love. So I decided to order a more experienced one.
They brought her to me, and it all went its way.
I sit on a chair, and it is traditionally between my legs.
I sit and think, "blin daj, I don't know how to behave myself, how not cleverly in silence."
And then it came to me to say, “How is it?
She opened her mouth and said:
I have a son of your age and I’m doing it to you. So how do you think I am doing?

Do you have any babies working there?
What are the grandmothers?
He: Well, men of the female sex

Talking Mom (M) and Sister (C)

M: Maybe you’ll introduce me to your boyfriend?
C: Oh no, Mom. I am not ready to introduce you. It is too serious...
M: Bl*t you July! And the fact that you have been living together for two years and you are about to give birth is not serious???? to

There are seven types of revenge.
The first vengeance is good.
I will take revenge and forget.
Revenge is selfish.
I will take revenge to get better.
The third revenge is perverted.
Revenge on the uncle of Shurina, the mother of the three-born sister of the offender.
The Fourth Masochistic Revenge.
To avenge yourself.
The 5th Revenge of the Child.
To die so that everyone will cry.
The sixth revenge is evil.
Revenge in 20 years.
Seventh Revenge is sclerotic.
Not to take revenge...or not to take revenge at all...or to forget all the time that you have taken revenge and take revenge again.

(After a long argument in the ass about infinity)

White Sandy: straight as I begin to argue with you, I feel like my Aikyu is rising)))
White Sandy: You have a good effect on me)))
Sandy protein: like a straw on an apple))))
Gambit147: No one has called me such a shit before.