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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №59385
 30.01.2012
on the page of one of the LineageII servers

Dear players!

Today, around 23:00 pm Moscow time, the server will be turned off for preventive work.

The server will be available tomorrow 29.01.12 around 16 hours Moscow.

The server will be available later than the scheduled time, the exact time is not yet established, but we assume that the server will be available only tomorrow 30.01.12.

During the prevention you can walk. Drink a beer! Even watching TV!
We take care of you!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №59384
 30.01.2012
XXX: The Cat Officially Crazy
xxx: I saw the web, orated wildly for half an hour, until I took it off and threw it into it. And he ate her.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №59383
 30.01.2012
Context advertising reminds Solaris. An unknown ocean of intelligence reads your thoughts, penetrates your memory, and sends you what you have been thinking about all these years.

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59382
 30.01.2012
The girl asked me to quit smoking-I quit.. she said I lay under her and dropped me))

I cried from laughter, and laughed from crying.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №59381
 30.01.2012
Comments on the store website for the product:Hexbug Frogs

Great Robot
I can’t trace and catch.
Great gift for a cat.

[ + 38 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59380
 30.01.2012
Mega-Uber method of detecting the attack:
disperse the flop a:\ and name it with:\windows. When 31137 Kulhak, with his eyes rounded by enthusiasm, hits the ball, you will hear the appeal to the flopar!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №59379
 30.01.2012
Skunny: "Just go you naked!" – I said to the lessons. "Well, go yourself!" said the lessons, turning into a good, prestigious, highly paid job.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №59378
 30.01.2012
with Miley

Who is lost?

Answer to:
Pogugli – a representative of the oldest online dynasty of Tyr-Net.
Born in the 1st century BC. (Christmas x-files), in the family of the famous network drug baron by the nickname “Ask the living people.”
For a long time he fought for power with his younger brother Copipast.
With the support of the military group, "[Link will appear after moderate check]" won several loud victories at Giza (and other well-known territories).
However, the insidious brother attracted to his side the most powerful army from the kingdom of Wikipedia, which put an end to the long interpersonal war. (Here historians in some confusion – whether it ended, whether it ended, or maybe it ended)
It is not entirely understandable the role of their sister Imho in this whole story. The researchers agree that this lady at different times was on the side of one brother or another.
But there is evidence that to this day, somewhere in the hidden corners of the web, the clever and twisted Imho is gathering forces to strike a sudden blow to the throne and start a new era – an era of universal love and understanding.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №59377
 30.01.2012
Russians: Are you not married yet? Why is?
German: Are you married? Why Why?! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №59376
 30.01.2012
The unexpected arrival of mentions

fielzz
Bob shouted everything in the closet.

fielzz
In the competition in which it was all this seemed a good idea.)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №59375
 30.01.2012
We answered:
>> I don’t care what kind of car a young man has,
>> does he have an iPhone and other stuff.
>> I don’t need expensive gifts, restaurants and the like.

> and so on! I didn’t say anything about the member!!! to

How did she say? What is "A"? and ;)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №59374
 30.01.2012
News on Yandex
The musicians of the band "Underwood" laid apples to the branch of the tomb of one of the symbols of the era of Steve Jobs.

After his death, he opened his new office.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59373
 30.01.2012
<WER> is it only I have all my friends Ziraffe?
<6APMALEU> I have a friend imaginary buckwheat. I have been a kid since childhood.
<WER> I am yours about contact and a...

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