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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №1383
 30.01.2008
Academy of FSB. Celebration of Halloween, admission only in masquerade costumes.We stand at the entrance, smoke, observe this picture:
Three boys from the fourth class approach to control, dressed in the same gray three.
With dark glasses.
With ears in the left ear.
Provides security certificate for weapons.
Are you dressed in our clothes?
No, we are sweaters.
Security : O_O
Guys show certificates: Three curves!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №1382
 30.01.2008
I just called Corbyn’s support.
First of all, the engineer was connected.
With him for 40 minutes... found the reason... he is already parched...
What else can I do for you!? to
I: Eugenia Onegina read me!! to
I do not think of the proud light to delay,
The love of friendship...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №1381
 30.01.2008
from wikipedia.org:
The Land Code of Ukraine
Results 1 - 1 of 1:
Fortress Law
Relevance: 100.0%

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №1380
 30.01.2008
XXX is

Tell me something nice for the night :)

YYYY

During its life, the pillow absorbs several tons of fluid that evaporates from our skin. The saprophytes, living in the same, 0.3 mm, cause the most severe forms of allergies, and feed on scales with our skin or microparticles of blood, which are on the feathers. The old feather pillow consists of 10% of the feces of ticks.
In 1 g of mattress dust live from 200 to 15 thousand saprophytes, and in a double bed there are 500 million.

YYYY

Have a good dream =)

XXX is

by Gaia! and :-(

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №1379
 30.01.2008
while the generator of random numbers apruvit quotes on the main, released administrators basha wave a new, interesting project

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №1378
 30.01.2008
I think I saw Kenny.)
I walk with a dog on the street, and there is a small child with babies.
The child in the red cap is curled, only the nose shakes... he was frightened by the dog and began to whisper like Kenny, then I barely stopped, didn’t frighten. But when he slipped, I got out "They killed Kenny, Svolocchi!"... his father looked at me like that... =(

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №1377
 30.01.2008
She can lose three times in 10 minutes while going to work and find the same key.
See also: FIGN. I once cleaned my room and lost the rubbish.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №1376
 30.01.2008
Are people surrounding me?
Lids type of standard configuration.
under the mm?
Lids two hands, two legs, one head... and a cockroach)
subzey "coycha" - it is powerful! In the spirit of Mayakovsky
Subzey is not a rich one.
The Brains.
Do not be like
the old
and cries.
Remember to:
With two hands and two legs.
and Targaryen
by Kujaca!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №1375
 30.01.2008
I did a repair, wrote a mark to me like a sign straight on the wall.

Honestly, a little ohueled, when, after a while on the walls began to appear
Blurred red letters with pretty distinct smiling smiles at the end.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №1374
 30.01.2008
Announcement at the station:
"Dear passengers, be careful, snow removal equipment is working on the platform";
I come out of the electric car, I see three Jamshuta armor with shovels...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1373
 30.01.2008
{3MAL!TY
I was sent "In contact" - "enter the group "Spring Call 2008".

{3MAL!TY
The dogs were dumb-

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1372
 30.01.2008
I read the description of the headphones:
"In addition, the removable cable of this model perfectly conducts electricity..."

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1371
 30.01.2008
I have a cat that is clever and disgusting as a human.
In the meaning?
I smoked in the toilet, came, scratched in the bank, and went away.
And the fox was choking in the middle of the carpet in my room.
See also: Guy
Oh yeah yeah! The mouth stumbled where it should not be, and stumbled where it should be.)
I have the same girl :)
Ohhhhhhhh?
WOW: I called, I was unavailable, offended, left, broke, and slept with my ex...
XH: O_o
HHH: You’ve pulled her, where do you go? ?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №1370
 30.01.2008
by Leonid:
Khm, I was sitting in the monic for a long time, pressing nothing, and so on.
A window appeared and immediately disappeared. I didn’t expect to see you ?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1369
 30.01.2008
He is:
It can be said that it is a valuable tree.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №1368
 30.01.2008
<AlieNa> yesterday with a 6-year-old daughter made a puzzle. She found a piece of the dog's head, put it in place and said, "Now it's fine... or the dog as if a lobotomy was done."

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1367
 30.01.2008
In the trolleybus: grandmother to grandson: don't worry you so, today Tanya, tomorrow again Olya...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №1366
 30.01.2008
Whoever invented vodka would kill.
2 of Mendeleev.
2 is already dead.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №1365
 30.01.2008
Crazy orange =
He has an ear for the exam.

and someone:
I have two

Crazy orange =
It has a plastic dynamic.

and someone:
Dogly

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №1364
 30.01.2008
Xitriilis28.01.08 - 11:40
You can ask me for a cup of water ?
Katarina28.01.08 - 11:41
For a cup?? to
Xitriilis28.01.08 - 11:42
There are variations on the topic)))))): on the glass, on the drink, on the fuser... on the bottle at the end...
Xitriilis28.01.08 - 11:43
)))))"at the end"in the sense of "at the end" )))))))))))))))))
Katarina28.01.08 - 11:43
)))))))) I have to do it ?)))

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