Mr Guff<Take a Baby> ‎(5:21):
Inscription at the entrance
Mr Guff<Take the Baby> ‎(5:22):
"Close the door
It is cold (cold)
It is hot (shut down)
Duet (Closed out)
Fuck it!and "

4569xxxxx: You have been added
4569xxxxxxx: Hello! Can you meet your regular friends? It is Marina!
YYY: What is it?
The Morning!I just ask. How old are you?
YYY: 21
The Morning!It is clear! I am 16 and I will be 17 years old. Does she have a boyfriend?
YYY: You are carrying...
YYY: Where did you get my number?
The Morning!I did not understand? Is there an internet site? Not being acquainted?
YYY: where is the interest of ASIA????????????????????What kind of acquaintances?
The Morning!With you! You are careful. List, and then the city name Nick years and any. I cannot get to know you.
YYY: Do you know Russian?
The Morning!Yes of course. And you?
YYY: Again in essence...
YYY: How old are you?
The Morning!16 years old, will I be 17 years old?
YYY: Who will you be?
The Morning!: Which?
YYYY is fucking.

PS: A girl from Chelyabinsk. There are not only men who are harsh...

Quote templates for Bash:
1st
He>Gone naked, the fool is dumb
What>
He>s quite wrong :-[

1.1 is
Ohhhhhh I am gay
Oh well. I too
Ohhhhhh The fucking mistake.
Ohhhhhh?? to
Oh fucking fucking. and [

2nd
Today we have a boy one said loudly "Kakaška". They were all in kindergarten.

Three
Ohhhhhh I saw in the urn near the body a package of Gandons.
Oh well. This is a tough session :(

If your quote fits under one of these templates - you are a painter and burn you in hell!

Talk to a 17-year-old blonde
She: Listen, I don’t understand what the university is and how it differs from the institute.
I: well...how to say, university and institute, is like the Netherlands and the Netherlands, the name is different and the same.
Is there a lot of grass in the university and in the institute?
I am :o
The Curtain

Riding skies, took the rights with him so that in the car not to leave and lost somewhere. I went to Gaia with an explanation. I write: "I was riding skies - lost the rights."
To what the haishchniker answers me: that the skiing rights are not needed!! to

by
Unprecedented crime in Bashkortostan
Using a client keyboard and service code, the criminals set their own exchange rate for the US currency in the ATM, raising it to 1500 rubles. Shiping one banknote into the ATM, they exchanged $800 for 1.2 million rubles.

Another question is, where did they find out the service code? Such a suspicion that the IT department of the bank will be subjected to thermorectal cryptology.

— — —
What is QWERTY-QWERTY?

Quote from a yoga forum:
Hi, I want to address the experts in the field of yoga and in particular meditation. I have been doing it for a long time and it has helped me very much "". With her help, I was able to significantly increase the range of my voice, change the color of my eyes, increase magnetism, and this ‘exclusive’ state.
But after my first schizophrenia attack in my life, I lost that opportunity. Can it be returned, or is it irreversible? andquot;

The Boss:
All employees in our department are prospective. Some of the prospects are not intense...

The Basman court of Moscow on January 28 authorized the temporary arrest of the founder and former co-owner of the company "Euroset" Yevgeny Chichvarkin.

The man who bought dollars. Do you have a new mobile phone?

The second home can be considered the place where you do not hesitate to sit on the toilet.

I seem to understand. Hyunyu on Bash will post the boss, so that we are not distracted and work!

During the discussion about the government of Ukraine:

We have a government made up of goblins after plastic, and we know enough to remind us of this.
Don’t worry, we’ve got enough goblins too.)
xxxh: you goblins are commanded by 2 harsh orcs (there is no such expedition) *envy*

My friend wanted to work in the furniture department. The department is engaged in placing disassembled furniture in boxes. And, you won’t believe, as an exam he was offered to play Tetris!!! to

It turns out that women constantly demand something: in life "discover something", in sex "discover something", call, tell, have fun. What is left of them? Going to the shops and again generously encouraging men with a promised intermediate? Not an equal exchange. Something I will not remember in the spirit of blackmail "Dear, if you delight me with a full-fledged dinner, oriental dance and Thai massage, then in reward you will be able to squeeze my cock"...and from women, even in a more swallowed form, I have heard such persecution more than once.
XXX is HAM!!! to

Listen, tell me what a woman’s ass feels like?? to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
A minute later...
Listen, I was upset, I didn’t think the girls had hair too.
YYY : OO

Deepnightbird: fucking gate, embarrassed, wrote "indifference" through "and", shit. How uncultured it is.
GobL1N: What is it? O_O

Church news is increasingly reminiscent of show business news.

c) glebov.ru

Have you ever had sex with your partner? The guy is the general director, and the guy is a tax inspector, and the guy is in a costume with a tie, and the guy is in the form of a tax inspector.

Well, I once swallowed in a headscarf, do you think?

The older is 8 years old, the younger is 2. If she is hit at home and crying,

Then the elder usually scrolls slightly on the enthusiastic spot and says: "All, I’m his

They killed you!"

It works inexorably, I must say.

We go for a walk on a hill. One of the boys struck her accidentally.

It turns to an older and quiet ice tone, indicating

He put a finger on the offender: “Tal, kill him!”

And all the grandmothers froze with their mouths open.

Anti-crisis diet

1st I froze the sausage, three on a roast, sliced the bread with mayonnaise and roasted.

Throw the sauce. Delicious and practical, and most importantly a lot: one sausage

It is enough for 5-10 sandwiches.

2nd If the hunger does not let you sleep, quickly pour out two cups of boiling water and lie down.

to sleep. The brain will not immediately realize that the stomach has been deceived.

Three If black bread is rubbed with garlic, it smells like sausage.

4 is If you freeze the egg, cut it in half and put it on a bowl,

There will be two yellow eyes.

5 is The tea can be prepared seven times. In the eighth chapter, the

Look at that jade.