My wife has a monthly period. At the same time, she decided to remove our little son from the chest. I made a sad joke when I spoke to my son – “We will not be given both today.”

Dead Space 2:
XXX: The game is not scary, I'm half gone, I didn't even get upset

1st Why did you drink 1.5 liters faster than I did 2?! to
2nd I’m trying to understand what the question is.

Standing in the darkness at the open window, he picked up a full chest of air and blowed out of all his strength. The street lights instantly went out, exactly the scratches on the black named cake. Douglas blowed again, and the stars began to fade in the sky.
by Ray Bradbury.

HHH
I got the internet immediately started with high speed)))

HHH
Therefore, with him came and Skype immediately)))

WOWU
You know how we suffered! Years of hunger, internet on cards. It is :'(
10 hours for 10 backs. It breaks every 10-15 minutes.

HHH
I don’t understand you, sorry.

WOWU
The youth :D

xxx: oh, fun... write to Google streaming "Snatch"
WOW: Well, "wow" and what?
XHH: and now put a screaming sign before Snatch ;)
D is suddenly.

xxxx: Have you heard in Egypt that it was cut off?
They also cut off their mobile connection.
hhh: ppc... I already see the mail pigeons being shot there
Tagged: lucky
ууу: luke throw in the pigeon
They cry and fall.

“No, the most cruel trolling in my life is when one of us (I don’t even remember with whom) played Dendy in Ninja Turtles 2 15 years ago, so he told me that when you kill Rockefeller in the first mission and the moment Schrödder comes out of that bor machine, you have to do a super-shock over April, then the turtle will hang, Schrödder will not be able to capture April and you will hit the technodrome right away!
How many times have I tried to repeat this... all these years!!!! to

At 2 o’clock in the night on the Irc programming channel comes a person with the nick Demon (ddd):
DDD: Hello girls!
A: You didn’t go wrong at the door?
I am just looking for the second half.
CCC – the brain?
I don’t need a girl.
Do you already have your first half?
CCC: Exactly the demon...

I received a message from the general about the rules of the internal order.
The letter ends as follows: "I do not impose fines - we have a friendly, caring atmosphere. I will beat. There is a TV studio, there is no hearing."

This is a cute man...

[04:35] * comes to us <minnetnica_>
[04:35] <Griptor> minet_: describe your mouth activity.

Come in and feel like at home.
I said feel, not behave like at home. Fuck my company!

I ask my mother to tie me a toy cat.
15 minutes later:
Maiaam, make a kiss!! to
Mom turned around:
Maau...

In the American film "Independence Day", the president sits on a fighter and flies to fight with invaded aliens.
The Pindos have cracked, but I know one of us who holds it for a pure coin.

about 2 weeks ago I was awakened by my father (I just passed the session could sleep) with horrible screams, he says that he broke the fan and said I must urgently go to repair it.Well, I asked him roughly replied that I am a programmer and not a technician, he did not talk to me for 2 weeks, today tomorrow again calls says-"Son, sorry, I confused the fan with a rough disk, come repair please"and what to do with them?)

Novosibirsk pensioner sentenced 150,000 rubles of compensation for light off.

Commentary
Announcement"legally subdued pensioner for a small remuneration loan is any organization"

We have been together for six months. Three girls. The situation is shit.
Garbage and Mandarin skins.
One day I shouted: TARAKAN!!!! to
We are all three sitting with our feet on the chairs.
There are the following proposals:
Remove the bed from the walls.
Put the legs of the beds in the water beds.
Buying poison
No one remembers the order
Then the panic begins because, I quote, a friend told me that a cockroach could get into the ear.
further - worse, I quote " and she also said that they climb the walls at night on the ceiling and jump from there"
The curtain.

Dear... did you not get tired of this humour in your address, maybe it is time to learn about what is happening in the country not from Twitter and Facebook, after all, you are not building a farm in contact, and we, the inhabitants, are far from bears in the bench.

A compelling request to the moderators, forgive)))

Prepod studying the list of students on a pair:.. apparently this list was made before the invention of the alphabet...

by Anton
In a porn video, she poured something into the wine while she drowned.
DuriGdimko
The intrigue which
DuriGdimko
What will he do with her later?