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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №155753
 30.01.2021
I thought about buying housing. Well, and accordingly appealed for help to the powerful and great Internet. I go, look, choose, compare, leave my data nowhere, as the favourite has not been selected yet. And here one day just an explosive phone spam terrorism “You are planning to buy a home soon? ..”, “Here you left the application on our site...” (not left) and so on.



It seems to be surprising in our difficult spam time, but the number of calls was absurd, the phone broke every minute. Not every minute, every second. I had to turn it off. Communicating or accessing the Internet was simply not possible. Curse all in the world, I already thought that somebody “ordered” me))



And in the evening, when less than a square of calls slept, my mom called (who only yesterday met the internet) and joyfully announced that she decided to “help” me with the choice of an apartment, so left applications with my number on all the sites she met along the way. “But you, little girl, don’t worry. It is free! and the curtain)

As they say, the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №155752
 30.01.2021
Xxx: 2 years ago he broke his leg in the entrance, called an ambulance, called a friend. The guys came, picked up something and drove it into the ambulance, a friend went with me. We go, and then on the way the side door opens, on its own. A friend rushes to close it, and the driver says, "You better hold the rear, it can also open, and then the sick on the wheel can fly out."

They lost, they did not lose.

Yyy: Yes, the phrase “we’re losing him” played new colours when the medical officer Ivanov was trying to hold a catch with a patient in a collapsing car.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №155751
 30.01.2021
Democracy is now a cloth that is used to cover up violence, robbery and other abominations.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №155749
 30.01.2021
One hectare of hemp can produce more paper than three to four hectares of forest. At the same time, hemp paper does not require bleaching, does not yellow, it is stronger and more durable than wood paper.
- My friend Mentham said the same thing, they were still jailed.

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