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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №55654
 30.10.2011
xxx: Tomorrow at 7-22 I will be in Yoshkar Ole
Sitting in bed and thinking about salary.
The boss gave me a reward.
I’ll go to a beer bar with her.
Day 10 of Ed.
There’s a little bit of Avatar.
AAAAAAAAAAA...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55653
 30.10.2011
Like: I always remember the date when we met her. I have to pay home again for a year.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №55652
 30.10.2011
Have you ever turned the light on the toilet?
YYYY: No
YYY: And you know, I’m sitting there for the third day at the candles and I think I’m a Shaolin monk coming there to think about the things that the Sensei teaches me))))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №55651
 30.10.2011
Title of news: "In space found similar oil organic"
<<< democracy is in danger!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №55650
 30.10.2011
Cash: Here you roast it, you roast it... and in the morning you look at it...
The potatoes are always like that.
Judge Dredd: And the worst of all, she thinks the same about you.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №55649
 30.10.2011
gol: I seriously start to think that the browser is so called "Firefox (does not respond)".

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №55648
 30.10.2011
I found a number in your phone...
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
XXX: The name of the contact struck me.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OOO
xxx: There is written: "My ex". I just don’t know what to think...
YYY: This is my former number, fool.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №55647
 30.10.2011
Asked by?
Why I worked for 28 years, and the Russian one - exactly the same, even made at the same factory - has to be changed every year and a half.

We answer!
With the overthrow of Soviet power, we finally got abundance and prosperity! Unity and I can’t cope with it.)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №55646
 30.10.2011
Hello to Serena! 😉
WOW: Hi
XHH: What are you doing?
I watch a movie about the formation of the universe.
Q: Who is filming there?
HGH: is it interesting?
Mostly the stars :)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №55645
 30.10.2011
I was given a nice catch by the administration. Everyone will jump on horses, and I will cut off on a goat. of beauty).
There was a player there who was constantly clinging to me. Tired of death. I will jump on a goat, and he will meet me. He asks with amazement: "Where did the goat come from?". I decided to joke: "We need to take 2,000 trolls off in the Trollist Desert. That’s why they give a goat!". And she jumped out, not thinking that he would believe in such a divorce. Because to catch so many trolls, it takes a few months only to hunt them.
Three months have passed and suddenly I get an angry letter from this player. It turns out that he has only been a troll pinal for three months. Finally, they pulled off, and the goat is not given. He said to the admin: "Get the goats away! I have tried it!"
Then, in this toy, he was so stuck that he caught a new persian. I am ashamed and funny :)

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №55644
 30.10.2011
I read my favorite:
There are three types of guys nowadays:
A smart fool
2 Funny Fools
Three Beautiful Fools

He: Who am I of the three?
I: Oh, I don’t know
He: No, you tell me
I: You are sunny and smart, and fun, and beautiful.
He is a writer. It is only you who can do so.)

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №55643
 30.10.2011
My husband often takes work home for the weekend. When he is passionate about solving a problem, he does not like to be distracted. At the same time, he is a passionate coffee lover, and without coffee he can’t work. He sits behind the compass, I see – the cup is empty. She went, cooked fresh coffee, and on chickens, on chickens, slowly crawled to her husband from behind... She carefully cleaned the empty cup, put a full cup in her place, and turned the pen so that her husband didn’t need to do excessive body movements. And so three times. Once again, bringing the empty cup to the kitchen, I hear the husband’s scream:"Ah, I’ve gotten it!" And then:" And I think – so what! I drink coffee, I drink, and it doesn't end, and it's hot all the time, for several hours! My brain almost exploded!" I tried the best, and again the fault :-)

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