HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH How is it?
and gifts. Remember I said I had a cat?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The black fucking?
WOW: So, imagine my surprise when in the morning, wearing my pants, I stumbled on something soft in my pants. Of course, I thought from the spring that the scarf was left there again. And when this scarf stumbled and grabbed my nails in my heels, I got it with a mat and screams... well you understood)
and x)

recently on the bus. The girl sitting in front of me is calling. She has been looking for a long time in her bag. Only all this happens under the appropriate melody on the call, the main theme of "Fort Boyard".

Do you want coffee?
With pleasure!
We only have sugar!
Korshun

Army from 18 to 28 (this is the age), but since there is no one with whom they do not fight, the soldiers build roads, dig channels, dig fields.

Especially for those who are scared of 10 years of service.
In the USSR, some believed that it was good to serve so much.
My grandfather served from 43 to 52. Fought for two years. In the year 46 no one was released from the service (no one was called, everyone who could have already been in the army), remained on overtime, in the year 49 they were released home, came to the village - and there hunger. He said goodbye to everyone and immediately left for the second overtime.

xxx: accounts in mail, Skype, etc. They give everyone without exception.
xxx: You get a strict letter from Svetlana, the head of the business analysis department of a large Russian company, and you understand that everything is serious.
xxx: and then you see in the signature in addition to all other contacts - "skype: Svetik_1984", and you understand that nothing terrible "The Candle" will definitely not do you :)

from the chat of one game, a trip to the raid boss

X: the ass I hear - the ass smells!

XXX: It was specific.
YYY : Why?
Because I am surrounded by judges.
YYY: It is normal. What did you fish?
XXX: The Fools
XXX: The Fuck
YYY: Did you want to say "shuka"?

Do you also kill mosquitoes and cockroaches?
Barsukan: There are no tarakans. Mosquitoes in self-defense. In self-defense, I can kill a person.
Beta: This is an excess of self-defense - the mosquito can not and will not kill you.

xxx: News: The Ulyanovsk administration fired an official responsible for the fight against corruption and previously retired for fraud
XXX: This is how we live.