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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №11894
 30.10.2008
XXX is
Good morning to you!!! to
ZZZ
I have a bad thing ?
XXX is
Danny, just smile to you.
ZZZ
I smile and want to kill everyone with a smile))))))))
XXX is
Do it with pleasure!!! to
XXX is
More positive things!!! to
ZZZ
= D
XXX is
From the intestines can make a ball almost 5 meters long!!!!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №11893
 30.10.2008
I got the numbers to paint... the woman with the alcohol wipes wiped out... the week of mint roasted over me scuts... offered the flommaster, I refused... gave 50p and left
I am suffering

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №11892
 30.10.2008
I will so soon regret that I got married.
YYY: What is it that you’ve frozen there again)))
xxx: Yes, I walk past the toilet in the morning, I hear from there a characteristic sound of a curtain, and then my legs smell and scream with a sick voice "Halk is now hungry! We are going to go!"

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №11891
 30.10.2008
I want to buy a snake.
No need, I am afraid.
M: It is small
M: 30 cm
She is a snake.
It can go into the pop o_o
by : XD

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №11890
 30.10.2008
Tagged with: hello
and greetings,
Goldfish: How is it?
Issue: is normal
Goldfish: What are you doing?
ILYUHA: the number of banal questions exceeded, you are blocked to communicate with this contact for - 5 minutes...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №11889
 30.10.2008
xxx: I still think the clove is better than an aquatic artifact sword...
I am probably old fashioned.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №11888
 30.10.2008
To see a smoking dinosaur, Dino, is something compared to a spider man buying food in the market in Kabardino.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №11887
 30.10.2008
A acquaintance wrote:

after the weekend Katka posted fun photos, and you joined the group "Sex friendship is not an obstacle"=))) It makes you think though....=)))))))

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №11886
 30.10.2008
After another drinking I wake up in the morning, or not in the morning, I don’t know. I woke up, but did not open my eyes. The first thoughts: “O-o-oh... My head,” I thought, pulling, “Pzdz, okay, I’ll get up, wash with cold water, make tea, black, with lemon. Yes, yes, even look at hope, borscheek probably, with cream... You look and "Bodun" will let go... "I open my eyes - "Yepta, I am in the police..."

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №11885
 30.10.2008
I come to the clinic today to do fluorography (for the military committee it was necessary)...so I go and say... type so and so in the spring I did a flush for the Politek...winter for the military committee twice...that is, I already did 3 can do 4?...the man looks at me..consults with an old aunt and says "let's go... anyway we all die!"...I was in shock...
and *rofl*

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №11884
 30.10.2008
Status in contact with the girl: "It may be time to lose naturality too...)"
I didn’t read it that way?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №11883
 30.10.2008
By the way, Americans are already 100% sure that the bears in Rossi not only walk in the streets, but also ballat in presidents!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №11882
 30.10.2008
The person on the avatar has a photo with different color inscriptions and drawings.
NX: Wow.. a great avatar from the photo made...)))
Geeft: That’s what I did in the AutoCAD, because I’m not good friends with other cars.
NX: severe o_o

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №11881
 30.10.2008
I went to the drug doctor today and asked him how to quit smoking. He – and as far as I know, I can’t give up.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №11880
 30.10.2008
The Bibi:

Republican vice president candidate Sarah Palin, who conducted the election campaign in Iowa on Saturday, said that, criticizing Obama, she is not trying to defame him.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №11879
 30.10.2008
Milla before all sorry for copepast
Fuck why so... you watch for yourself, you have a beautiful figure, a third-size chest, you cook no worse than the chef, you work and you do not ask him for anything money... You go on the street and you are turned up with tongues, but you are faithful to anyone you do not know you need no one but him... You come home, and in order not to get him to your talk, you do housework quietly, letting him manage his time as he wants it... You go to bed and say:"Dear, give me a mynetic" and you hear the answer:"I want to sleep"...
Oh the milk! I thought I was one.)

Deffy, fuck me and half of my friends is the opposite?
You go to bed, you come home to help with housework so that she doesn’t work too hard, you ask that and how it was at work, you go to bed in the evening, you grash: sweet, how you want it, and in response - “Let’s not do it.”

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №11878
 30.10.2008
She is:
I was fabulously lucky.
He is:
Please explain...
She is:
My massage worker worked.)
He is:
Was it lucky?Here, my girlfriend is lucky I play on a lip harmonic...


[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №11877
 30.10.2008
Mac Donalds at the Window
Two cheeseburgers, potatoes and sauce
Would you go?
– No
What what?
– No
did not hear
Fuck, I will be!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №11876
 30.10.2008
Kofftoon
“The prince on a white horse, where are you, creature?”

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №11875
 30.10.2008
In the whole white world, there are only a few people who are afraid of the amins.

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