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[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №38128
 30.10.2010
The calibration:
Here's what Google smiles at me now))) I'm sitting all that seriously writing an analysis of the lord. I ask Google the following search: "Kazakhstan companies for the production of petroleum", and he replied to me: "Maybe you meant: Kazakh companies for the production of heroin (?) »
I am riding ?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №38127
 30.10.2010
There are two types of sessions: the hard and the last.

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №38126
 30.10.2010
It seems to me that Russia should not demonstrate its claims to the Arctic as a helological explanation. And by the principle that the Arctic has long been inhabited by the indigenous Russian population - bears! And for credibility, scatter ballayaki everywhere!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №38125
 30.10.2010
Our city has a mayor elected by the president, elected by the president, elected by the president. Like Jack’s house.

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38124
 30.10.2010
But men, representing half of the former man, are drawn to all the male: already in childhood, being fragments of the male being, they love men, and they like to lie down and embrace men. They are the best of both boys and boys, because they are by nature the most courageous. Some, indeed, call them shameless, but this is a misconception: they behave so not by their shamelessness, but by their courage, courage and courage, from addiction to their own likeness. There is convincing evidence that in mature years only such men turn to public activity.
by Platon. "Pir"

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №38123
 30.10.2010
c) Immortal

Commentary on the trailer:
What a movie!! A story of what!! The end of the square!

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №38122
 30.10.2010
XHX: at the Yaroslavl station installed ticket printing machines
XHH: and they give no more than 80 r at a time
XHHH: In general, I buy a ticket, giving just over 70 goes out.
Oh, and this shit tossed me with her two rubles.
Tag: line of bed
Jackpot is broken.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №38121
 30.10.2010
After drinking a lot of different wines, we made Halloween. The witch, I hear the scream:"Hello!" Lost the pomelo. In the morning there was a very bad thing to us! Only Russian idiots do Halloween!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №38120
 30.10.2010
She: I slowly take off my clothes.
She: And I go to sleep.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №38119
 30.10.2010
I go to the bird market.Aunt stands with some puppies.I ask, say, which breeds? She told me briefly: "races mom-puddle-pa-puddle!"

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №38118
 30.10.2010
The head of the office put an air humidifier; discussing this case with the office people added cognac to the water. We sit amused.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №38117
 30.10.2010
XXX: Let's go to the bathroom
YYY: She has a negative floating.
If you take a bath with a length of 1.5 with a depth of 0.5m and a width of 0.5m, then the loading capacity will be 1.5x0.5x0.5x1000 = 375kg, and the iron bath weighs 100kg
YYY: mill, everything comes together... 20 times recounted, the brain refuses to believe that this “dumb” can swim
XXX: and it needs to be registered in GIMS because the load capacity is more than 150kg

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №38116
 30.10.2010
XX: Your tongue is sharp. He is not only good at minet, but also does not get bored in conversation.
You can make unusual compliments.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №38115
 30.10.2010
Grandma: "Here your mom left your carpet for the internet".

I open the package and what do you think? Cartridge for the printer.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №38114
 30.10.2010
Do we drink? and ;)
Only then do I sleep with you and you wake me up in the morning.
I will ;)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №38113
 30.10.2010
To me here one group said:"Katia, you just need to jump and all your guys"
I ask:"What about the inner world?"
They say, “Our inner world, when there is such a chest.”

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №38112
 30.10.2010
On the bus today:
Shut off the oven, the passengers are hot.
The Driver:
That is good!
What is good? The conductor is surprised (tomb 120*120*120)
Now you can work with Toples.

[ + 130 - ] Comment quote №38111
 30.10.2010
Irene> Hello How do you protect yourself?
I have a spiral, and what?
Irina> Yes, I was just advised to take pills, and from them I have a headache in my stomach, and then a stomach disorder at night. and constantly.
I> I don’t know, so they don’t fit you.
Irina> But her friend is constantly using it and says that she is okay.
Pneumonia> Consult with your doctor.
Irina> You are what, I am only 15. They will tell their ancestors and they will kill me.
T-shirt > Then use the rubber.
Irina> I don’t like them. But the worst thing is that I went off.
What are the pills and what are the pills?
Irina> I will tell you.
Irina> Pharmatex some, benzalkonium chloride is written.
P&G: I know that I’ve used it before. You read below.
Irina> 12 vaginal tablets, and what?
Is it> is it not?
Irene> No
G&G is stupid.
Irina> She is a fool.
Olečka> My advice to you - do not give birth, it can be inherited.

The user Irina has left the chat

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №38110
 30.10.2010
Today in the store looked at notebooks, so to speak, thematic (in Russian, English, etc.) And what is interesting is why it was only on the notebook on Computer Science that it was written in large letters (orthography is preserved): NOT HIDDEN

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №38109
 30.10.2010
The 21st Century:
Peter, 9:55 p.m., in line to the store. Two men stand and worry.
No vodka after 10.
Blessed, we can’t
and scammers. (and to the whole store orets) people miss us, or we have a vodka at 10 in a mineral drink!
by Noob.

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