Routes cutting down traffic jams, passing through the courtyards, is cool. It is massive. One day you look out on the street, and there under your windows the tram is stealing.
The Macedonian (c)
People, I write from Ukraine... we have new traffic rules... there must be a condom in the pharmacy and my mother was fined for driving without a condom... fucking... and they say that there is a crazy government in Russia...
[05.11.2008 23:20:57] Pleasant says: If you look too long into the abyss, the abyss will hide in you sooner or later. F. Nietzsche
Scuca, I also wanted to push my quotation on the tower)))))))
I see the future of our children.
In the lesson of literature, the subject: The image of Odin in the early quotes of Bash...
Even more exciting was the electronic alcohol tester, which is installed on order on Volvo trucks. If he "hears" alcohol vapors - the engine will not start. The tentative Russian journalists, naturally, asked: “What if an unconscious driver asks a sober friend to blow in the alcohol tester?”
Which is better: a minor success or a fairy failure?
Explosive area
Recently, a colleague from the local newspaper said:
On the shore of the Egorliksk canal, local residents found a large projectile.
The caliber of the Great Patriotic times. Reported to local district
Authorized police officer. In turn, he informed his
direct chief, staff of the district military committee and the Emergency Service. Answer from
All three departments were identical: “Organize the clutch and wait.
The sappers!”
Captain Alexey Eropkin (let’s call him so) turned out to be a guy
disciplined: marked a dangerous place with flags and began to
the perimeter of the possible explosion zone. I walked from early morning until evening.
I got tired. But the sappers are not, and they are not. It was already dark. The eye begins
to climb. And I want. How to be here?
I called from my mobile phone to my native OVD. The answer was: “Closure
Don’t wait for the sappers!” It was midnight, and
There is not even a deputy captain. So I decided
Eropkin on the only correct (in his opinion) step: a spade excavated
shell from coastal clay, carefully wrap it with a wire (on the shore)
some sort of fuchsia rolled), took under the mouse and carried it in the support
The point. There locked up on a reliable castle, and he went home: to eat,
And sleeping a little...
In the morning, the projectile was taken to the previous location. Repair the flags. and began to go out.
Perimeter of discipline, you know.
In the evening, the sapphires arrived. Driving a safe place abroad
removal (nearly half a kilometre), wearing explosive-protected costumes and
Go to a dangerous discovery. It was discovered by the new captain.
carefully disguised), removed after a long effort
The explosive explosive (he was in a raised state and only
miracle did not work), and the 152-mm deadly fugas on the
The special machine, filled with sand, was taken to the nearest carrier and detonated.
It was so roaring that the crows from five kilometers from the trees fled!
The morality? And what morality? We need to take care of them: we are in Stauropolis.
This job is being sought by fire people during the day. The sapphires must:
suddenly the guard of order will take such a "find" home, or to the school, where
The police station is located...
Special offer for GSM customers - "Hateful Number". Now is
All calls from your enemies are charged to you as international.
I work in the fitness center as a coach. This is for women. For the men, I am a serga from the hood :) Not the essence. A couple of friends come to us - Vanya and Lecha. The first shakes for the sake of the babies and sticks to all the clients (and they, the trip, like it). The second simplyins shape and does not pay attention to our clients (and this is mutual). I didn’t talk about it, until recently. Until one girl came to us. Not to say that it is full, rather it is simply not a hangover, like the rest, whose ribs are torn and the chest is flat. Just a normal lady like that, looking nice. The third breast. Such is rare today.
So here, Lecha goes past this new woman, running on the runway and dying on a half-step. Vanessa to him:
What are you?
He looks at the newcomer for a long time and says:
Vanessa has meat on her.
The new lady pretended she didn’t hear, the other girls shaken. Well, the guys left, and after half an hour Lecha came back. With a broken bouquet of roses (I think so for half a hundred flowers), which presented the new one, to her great surprise. Then he clearly worshiped, turned around and steered away. The faces of the other women should have been seen.
xxx: I fell asleep yesterday and understood that if the button "insert" read the opposite, then you will get "tremble"
My parents really wanted me to have children. But at the same time, they definitely need me to reproduce only by cuddling..."
Women are very insidious! Yesterday, one of my acquaintances, for example, said that she broke her leg. I checked out, no scratches. But it was too late...
If humans had a tail, the kamasutra would be a third thicker.