I had a turtle when I was a child.

She ate the rain.

xxx: her one edge was from behind and the other from her mouth.

YYYY: “ROFL” and you went after her with the knives?

I wore it like that.

xxx for the rope

XXX: Like the boots.

and today. Medvedev: “There is a need to change the economy and political system.”
Is he going to emigrate? already? In to London?

In front of history. Small 4 years. Sometimes I tell a story about three pigs. I can’t remember which of them is Nuf-Nuf or Nif-Nif.
For the small, this is important, especially he needs to remember what the house of stones built, as he is the most. Well, for the sake of clarity, I called him Petrovich. Sometimes he asks – Dad, tell a story about Petrovich.
The story itself. I went to the theater for a children’s show. Give them three pigs.
Mom and Dad with children. Pigs like pigs - puffy, pink.
The first is Hello children, I am Nif-nif, the second is Nif-nif.
Hi children, I am Nuff-nuff, the Third barely has time to open his mouth, the ringing, enthusiastic voice of my little one - I know, you are Petlovich! The hall freezes for a second before the explosion of the whistle, and from the front rows there is a thoughtful solid male voice: "Yes, it really looks like."
Why the actors broke the curtain and slipped out of the stage on the crackers I understood later, when in the theatre hall I saw a photo of a low bald man with a curly, somewhat like a fifth nose and the inscription: The main director of the theater Nikolai Petrovich Ivanov (the other surname of course).

Every year, the television New Year's "blue light" begins to correspond more and more to the second meaning of the word "blue".

It will be necessary to offer British scientists to determine whether all flomasters taste the same.

to this
Bl", it seems necessary to stop engaging in wrestling - tonight, removing the trick, accidentally broke them with his hands...
= = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
Old man, don’t think about shaking the electricity...

by Peter. I walk through the street and see a wildly roaring man. He stops me, ticks his finger into the stomach and through laughter says, “Look...
I: Well what?
What is "nu and"? This is my BMW!

I go to a sex shop. The windows are shrouded, although inside is really dark. In front of the lighting cell phone rises a girl-seller.
She: Oh, and you are with us. The light has broken out. Do you want to buy something?
I : Yes. Somewhere in the darkness...
She: So let’s feel it.

About :
In response to:
to this:
Winter is when your player is unloaded and you can’t get your earphones out of your ears so that it doesn’t blow.
(c) chipip"
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Winter is when you can’t get your headphones out of your ears because they’re sloppy.
Perm, December, -43 in the morning

archi_san ©
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Winter is when you don’t even have to put beer in the refrigerator – it freezes straight on the table! and :(
North HMAO, -56 - Around the clock...
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Winter is when the fumigator is still on for the night.
Moscow, +15

by Enslover

Thank you, the girl from the nineteenth apartment, who included the early morning album of aqua on Tuesday.

Vacation on one of the popular websites!
The task is simple: to make such a site and so promote it that if the sales department shuts off the phones, barricades the door and starts shooting, customers will still climb through the fence and into the windows with the desire to buy housing.
And your task will be to this result in any way.
If you are ready to do so, send your resume.

XXX: And I am the Commander-in-Chief of the Wolf Race Army
Race is written with one C, you are stupid.
Every new sentence begins with a big letter. You are both fools!! to
XXX: Distinguish the defiant (-) from the tyre (-), fool!! to
xxx: In the Russian language, three outcry signs in a row do not put, wisdom!
After the word "language" there is no need for a spat, shit!

Funny, today was with a little son on a tree, there one of the teachers dressed in a hatabich. He goes out and says, Guess kids who I am! They are Galina Vladimirovna. The entire parental group slipped from the chairs with laughter.

If someone else
He was abandoned in misery.
And this deed has entered your hearts,
Remember how great.
Beating people in the red.
Beating the good is stupid.
We have to beat the bad ones.

And a smile will suddenly touch your eyes,
The good mood will not leave you anymore.

There is an opinion that the British scientist of the 80th level has the title of CEP.

Status in aske: “I rent for New Year’s Eve: red and pale on order, fast drunk, tamada, clown, genius and stripper in one person.”

Last week I decided to try to give the lab in time. Everything prepared right on the same day when asked, asked the lecturer the next day (he leads a few subjects with us) what he did not understand, he explained to me and today is great! in time! They protected! I liked it very much, I would continue to do so with pleasure, if not one but. This, fucking, was the last lab on the last subject in the last semester of my studies!

Discussion of the theme of cutting trees to the canoe NG:

The trees are grown specifically.
For example, I bought from a pet tree.

What, what specifically? Plants feel pain no less than us. And I regret them more than those who do not think of the New Year without killing a tree.

We don’t have to eat bread, we kill wheat.
Tomatoes are killed, peanuts are killed.

ZZZ: Oh no! They killed the tree!! O_o A few minutes ago, I was furiously guilty that I killed two cucumbers with particular cruelty and cut them into small pieces O_o

Stop the stupid! It’s one thing when you kill a plant to eat it, it’s a necessity for life, and it’s quite another when you kill it just so, without necessity.

I suggest that everyone after the New Year do not throw a tree but eat it!

Banner on the EuroNet website:
New Year: a model for assembly.
Good mood and a little glue-all you need to meet the New Year."