Why does MTS tell everyone that I’m unavailable when I’m available?! to

I sit in the office behind a compass. There are 8 people in the room. Just received for the editorial and verification of the boss's report, a 100 page Word document. Fragments of text that need to be checked are highlighted by the head yellow, blue, green. No one around me knows or is interested in what I am doing. I sit and work quietly.
Suddenly the boss’s door opens and the boss shouts me through the office.

Sasha, please remove my green allocations.
The door closes, a silent pause and a long painfully suppressed rust of colleagues

No is! You answer me - Who is asking the engineers of Google?

I am ordinary
A citizen whose
Everything is fine!
Strangely enough, everything is mine.
The surrounding as well. The Nonsense?
Good luck in the new year!
Be well people!

Happy Birthday to Roman Arkadievich!

On a pair: (Student, Prepod)
C: You can use something at the exam.
P: of course! The brain.
C: Well so at least.

golem: Today on the corporate friend lost his wife, after a while we found him drunk and in the waterland.

Admin, make a section with acquaintances. And lonely people are good and do not bother to read.

I complain to my brother (the musician himself):
He was completely deceived. He says, “I say I don’t understand anything about it, but you’re playing shit.”

Brother: You’ve described about 80% of the world’s population now =)

I decided to throw out the mattress. He is so unshakable, I have to say... 9 floors down (7 passed by the elevator, 2 more on foot)... I guessed, gently say. I slowed in the housephone area, fighting with the door and the mattress at the same time. A neighbor approaches the entrance, looks at me and the matrix with affection and says, “What, have you been expelled?”?" I was just broken up...

Olga Ulitko
Do you not know how to cook borst like I can’t cook it?? to

Anna Andreevna
I can’t cook borst...It’s just great! =D

Amsterdam idiot sentenced to six months in prison
Test: What are the titles? Admin what are you? Do you have the right to call a person "an idiot" without a certificate? I would take you to the courts, I would see this about myself.
Close up, the idiot.

I live alone in my apartment, I make a good money, I will meet the New Year alone. But! I am happy!
What is wrong with me?

I am looking for examples of New Year's costumes to make myself.
I found on one of the websites the name "Pilot Stewardess.....forgot what I was looking for...

Tagged: fucking
If the Year of the Black Dragon
Should I meet him in black?
Will everyone be in mourning?
The smoke! I have a report!
WOW: You will get - the new year in mourning will meet your relatives!

On one of the trackers he stumbled upon an old little-known toy "Stalin against aliens". No one downloaded the game, but there was a dispute on 9 pages on the topic "what the authors smoked".

Yesterday, my wife called and asked me to bring a tail to cut the meat. When I got home, I decided to buy her flowers. I bought, came out of the car in one hand flowers in another tail and went. When I arrived, I understood why people touched me so much. Picture of oil.

Sometimes a cat is so kind and affectionate that you spend a lot of time trying to figure out where it hurt.

For your eyes are brown for your eyelids, beautiful for your assy waist, and a tired smile.
[Akina] to [Svetochkin]... six years of strict regime colony
It is a little [which is] a little [which is a little].
[Akina] to [Svetochkin] The victim is one, there is no organized group... for what more?

I asked my dad to shake his head. He is like that later. Eventually, it turned out that he heard – washing his head. But the fact remains a fact – he agreed to wash his 20-year-old daughter’s head.

I work as a courier, I need to deliver the order to the office. As an address they left the following:

Metro Volgograd Pr., the last wagon from the center. Under the bridge into a hole in the fence, along the railway path to the station of Bojna. Through the fence-grid, past the meat pack, clusters of wandering dogs and fur along the Scotoprogonny street. In front of the cemetery is an anchor behind a fence with a coil. Turn against the clock arrow to the CPC.