This body:

Worse than the confusion of headphones is only the confusion of the tree tree girland. It is raining."

Honey two! Try to disconnect the fishing net in the yard of your own home, so that no chicken gets into it while you are busy with this process.

I, of course, understand everything: the tastes of everyone are different, the same and heavier books should not all like. But when I saw a comparison of 451 degrees Fahrenheit Bradbury with Donzova's painting and 50 shades of gray in the discussion... it was quite sad.

XXX is a good thing on the internet.
xxx: Here you came from India, all infected with Ebola and what a shit - and I'm not afraid of you!
YYY: from Vietnam
XXX: Yes and fuck, it’s not a resident anyway. and ?

to this:
XXX: Going through the medical commission for a gun license – I intuitively guessed that on the psychiatrist’s question “Why do you need a gun?” the answer: “To kill all people!” – would be wrong.

Oh well wrong?
I go through the medical commission, go to the psychiatrist, shows 4 pictures and asks what is extra and for what reason, I call an obvious sign.
Wrong about 0
But the sign is clear and they differ in it!
Okay, I call another sign, now right, we passed. Gives a questionnaire to determine the psychoprofil. I sit and fill the rifle.
What funny did you find there?
So the question is "Is it that people around you don’t understand"?
And what happens?
It was a minute ago!
I smiled. And here’s the next question "Sometimes you think there are idiots around you?"
And I, for a moment, Sisadmin!
This is the word, so it was, I did not add a word.

to this:
17 December 2014, Wednesday. I say to my wife:
In two weeks, a new year.
She is:
and less. After a half.
I counted it three times in my mind, and it seemed like it was all right. I ask :
Why at half?
I don’t count this week anymore.
– – – – –
I have such a friend, in the army, the time before dembel thought:
2 August. I think September is over.

In the afternoon, my daughter packed gifts on my bed, as it turned out.
And now I have a celebration - all blossoms in the glow.

We pay for "free search" All are happy.
— — —
We put an adblock, let the "free search" someone else "pay".

xxxxxxxxxxx:
My TV is 5 years old.
I see no reason to change it :)

OOOU :
My Hitachi is 18 years old. I love him.

and ZZZ:
Samsung, bought the first wife as a gift in 1999

The AAA:
Why did the first wife not take the telecast with her?

and ZZZ:
because I took a large plasma with me, which at the time was six months old))

from 16193:

It is stupid! The celebration took place in autumn! What to fuck the gut and the dead on the frost? Or in your poor mind has not arisen the idea that once a year on a girl, any village will die out.
Good Santa, give her a new brain!

An attempt to humor
The previous NH. Seventeen o’clock in the morning, January 1. I am driving.
Brake the Gaia.
I extend documents: sober, without money, did not violate the rules.
Good New Year, no man!

J: Hi, listen, please create me a promo page for my group-shop VK, if not difficult.
M: Okay, I can even free in honor of the New Year.
J: Oh thank you! You’ve come up with a design from my group, okay?
M: Okay, we will see.
#####################
M: Listen, I made a few sketches here, what do you think?
Hm, let’s get the second, just change the background.
#####################
M: See what happened.
Design of FIGN.
M: What is FIGN?
J: Oh, that is all. I’d better learn myself and do what I want.

I get out of work. The child is sitting bent - promised to come much earlier. And cats are cheerful, kind and looking in the eyes.
Diet: I am hungry!
I: the hungry - learning from the cats, they kiss my feet, and guess who will eat first?
I feel like I am superfluous in your family!

For the first time since the corporate, I look the boss in the eyes without fear. Because he did not drink. and :(

VRS: On inter-holiday days, when there are only 2 people in the office, it immediately becomes clear who has hidden and quietly met in the neighboring toilet cabin >_<

xxx: I decided to hint on him that I don’t want a relationship and that everything goes too far, but he doesn’t seem to understand me.
YYY: And how do you hint?
XXX from far away
YYY: How is it?
xxx: I tell him about the principle of consistency in the psychology of influence

In the late 90s. Celebrated at the quarry. Everyone got drunk and went where they could. Summer, night... From different angles: "Hot...Suddenly..."The owner solved the problem radically - got out of the bed to the hammer and shouted: "Zapali!", sparked into the window... The bell of broken glass... "A-a, cayf, freshly". Everyone finally calmed down. In the morning, hyacee - the window is whole... and the hyacee in the TV

I’ve been on a taxi several times in a month. Every time the cars come more and more cool. The crisis, however.

I have a very social cat and always responds to my name. In the darkness of the night, I pinch her, so as not to come or take her.

And we have a receiver of digital television mystery with a firmware bug, in the TV program title cuts the last letter.
Time on the first channel in its performance more accurately reflects the essence of the broadcast than its official name.

We have a client, a Chinese, they are called Angela X*y. Everyone is so accustomed that they do not perceive insult, well, the name is Chinese, you will think. Curious things happen:
I am in the mail.
Manager: Why is it?
C: Angel X*y should be sent)))

The Russian Microsoft Office. Press the right button on the word "clean", please show synonyms. List of such: "to steal, to steal, to rob, to clean"...