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[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №111412
 30.03.2015
xxx: Our programmer is bearded and canonical, counting everything from scratch.
Yesterday he approaches us with a cup of tea and says, “Two girls under the window were cooking late at night. Pronounces zero virgin: If I were a queen..."

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111411
 30.03.2015
Lionet: Yes, we have the weather special effects here in Moscow now that the tree is above my 5th floor (!) Shuttles for a few meters in the side... + rain, snow, grass and sun.

Lionet: now untimely turned his head from the computer to the side of the window synchronously with the flight of a tree - it seemed that the neighboring five-story from side to side is moaning =0.o=
What is the parallax effect on the tablet, when it is real... And, most importantly, at the first moment I was even surprised.)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №111410
 30.03.2015
Comment on YouTube about the faire thrown in Akinfeeva:
"Most likely it was done by so-called bitches".

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №111409
 30.03.2015
The misery:
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It is not God who commits disgusting acts, but people who cover up their low feelings, presenting them as bright ideals.
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The Bible, chapter about the outcome of the b-elected Jews. Pharaoh initially wanted to release them on all four sides, but directly in the synodal edition it is said, "but He hardened the heart of Pharaoh," or something like that. And so it was every time Moses came to Pharaoh. And every time after that, the goddess sent another “Egyptian punishment.” God gave the Jews into slavery to the Egyptians. God punished the Egyptians for giving them slaves, but he did not let Pharaoh let them go. Do you say that your God does not do abominations? He does it entirely. hands of people. So go to the bathroom with your religions, gentlemen.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111408
 30.03.2015
We, in the male, too, many without cowards walk, and nothing. No one comes to mind to look after others.
Well, or do not say then that only men on "this" the heads are always turned. Women come out on your confessions, too.
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I understood everything. What men, what babies - we all look after the babies. I personally do not condemn.

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