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[ + 0 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45244
 30.03.2011
He wrote: and again on my poor cat, and while I was looking for something to wipe out, the cat began to lick himself, and my beloved said: here you see him like, and you spit.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45243
 30.03.2011
I sent a message: "Sunny, will you fuck up at 9 o’clock?"
I couldn’t answer anything but: "I’ll fuck"

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №45242
 30.03.2011
The Prisoner:
Did I go with my wife?
The Red Tank:
and ah. Lots of missing. She says that with your long she's more pleasant than with my short. With a short uncomfortable, you need to move to get, the muscles flow.
by Vova Štepsel:
Fuck guys, I know you are family friends and all that, but what are you talking about now?? to
The Red Tank:
Conducting the headphones. What did you think, shit?

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №45241
 30.03.2011
I understand why the Japanese are shaking!! to
They just wake Godzilla up)))
Rise up, we’re fucking fucking!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №45240
 30.03.2011
The son says to his father, an avid driver:
Father, in the fields found circles with a diameter of 500 meters, found traces of oil, yet there are aliens.
Father: Half of the galaxy has gone by and oil is flowing.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №45239
 30.03.2011
This is the same stuff..... I was at work for the new year to make the lists of the participants of self-activity..... well, I had Babky-heads from the AHU department..... wolf and 7 goats..... red hat.... the theme of the fairy tale...........and then comes a man and says: I am a "rabbit!", what I say a rabbit I have no rabbits by the scenario.... wolf and goats from the beasts - choose... the whole department is rubbing over me. I was surprised... it turned out to be the deputy director of our general contractor, came to meet with a new accountant. His name is Rabbit.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №45238
 30.03.2011
Looking at the very puffy ass in front of the walking beauty, the husband and wife smile: the husband from lust, the wife from disgust.

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45237
 30.03.2011
It’s called guess the country. On the sidewalk, the yard slowly moves and the blade crushes the leaves on the road. Following him as slowly runs a cleaning machine and throws the leaves back on the sidewalk with a brush. At the corner, the courtyard enters this car and leaves. OO OO of Russia? Fig there, the courthouse is Ethiopia, the place of action is Israel.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №45236
 30.03.2011
Viper: Looking at the current weather, one thought comes up: This spring, the winter is successful.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №45235
 30.03.2011
In front of the club, two girls (D) sit in a barbecue and smoke. Suitable for young people:
Do you want champagne? It’s good, we just don’t get a bottle into the club.
D is :
Put it on and go to your club.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №45234
 30.03.2011
About vodka with beer: when a cup of beer is poured, a whiskey is drunk, a vodka is poured, a whiskey is drunk again, and so on until there is one vodka left in the cup - this is an alpine cocktail, called "ascension".
But this is not the end!
Next follows the reverse process of vodka is drunk, beer is poured... such a cocktail climbers call the "drop". The truth is that rarely anyone lives before it... climbing is not everyone’s don’t cheer)))

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45233
 30.03.2011
by 111
Sex is a sin!! to

by 222
I made a mistake today :D

by 111
Go to repentance!!! to

by 222
I’m on my knees, don’t I have to?:DDDD

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №45232
 30.03.2011
Doc: They say Tolik is still studying?
Tagged with: HY
Doc: He’s like an energetizer, he’s learning seven times longer than others.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №45231
 30.03.2011
Review of the video card with passive cooling on the website of one of the well-known online stores:

Burned at the first turn.

Unfortunately, I have not been able to find it (

Disadvantages: at the first inclusion, the condor burned out, the tongue of the flame of 6 centimeters, the warranty was refused.

Review: Fairy Mill...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45230
 30.03.2011
The Monday. The morning. A crowded trail. The crowd and the press. You can press your feet and you will not fall anyway. The conductor, pointing to the two-seat seat where a man sits in one place, and next to it freely, proclaims to the whole salon: "Here is a man alone, no one wants him!"

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №45229
 30.03.2011
List of beaches in Egypt:
The fish are forbidden to feed, as they lose the skill of hunting and begin to live in begging.
From the hand is written:
"As the Arabs"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №45228
 30.03.2011
I love men and that’s all. They have it all...not like me.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №45227
 30.03.2011
The Doza:
And I refused to confirm the certificate in universe (real!!!) motivated this by the fact that I bought it (a certificate from a private clinic) and they only confirm the certificates from the district clinics! In the end, I had to buy a fake certificate to close up a real illness.

The slaxer:
))))))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №45226
 30.03.2011
The fuzzy symbol of Russia has long been to become not a bear, but a whale.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №45225
 30.03.2011
The mania of greatness is if you launched your page right away in Wikipedia.

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