XXX: There was a case in the PGU. One teacher (grandfather already) went to the decanate with the couple, well, for some reason he was called, and in order for the students not to run away he locked them on the key.
XXX: I forgot about them.
They, the poor, sat in that audience for three hours.
YYY: Well, even if he has released them at all!)))
XX: Yes... They were already knocking at the door, but they couldn’t break it out...
xxx: They shouted "Let go, fuck!"
In the corridor there was such an agitation.

I decided to ride a car with a friend at night.

Please call me on Friday after 7am.
YYY : Okay Are we just driving or going to chase? What type of car should I drive? ?
XXX in the meaning?
YYY: In the sense of the icon to put or not?

xxx: How can I prevent apps from changing the browser’s home page and default search?
Galca in the Explorer, for example, does not bring results.
yyy: Try installing the browser instead of the explorer.

xxx: My mom told me: "If you don’t study, you’ll sell a silk at the market"
I am going to be a gardener.
ccc: I was scared by the washing of the entrances ;)
DDD: And I’m puzzled...

- And spa salons, manicure is, in fact, maintenance of women?
Which is more expensive: the cars or the women?
It depends on the woman!
Depends on the run.

Fate gave me the greatest gift. The girl who was the meaning of my whole life has turned into a dull fat cow who can’t connect two words. Fuck, I was almost happy, because she left me then!

I asked? I answered:
Finally!! And before I got the girl "mode" offended for what she dreamed of...
Today she woke up and told me that I could forget about sex.) is :
I dreamed that you were hugging a guy in your dream. And he did it so gently... Scotch, how could you? No, not to give me tenderness and grace (this is the key phrase, as you did not understand?) He hugged the men. I went in the ass.
That was fucking??? O_O

Another question from the category "and why 2 + 2 = 4?" After all, she told you directly, without hints, what was the reason for the insult! The girl reacted so not because in the dream you changed her". You do not cheat her. She tolerated this – maybe she didn’t realize, maybe she thought you couldn’t do otherwise. In a dream, seeing you gentle and affectionate, I realized how much she is losing. Awakened - and next to you, the same "wood" as before. If you need her for some reason, pretend that you know how to be gentle and caring. If not, look for another, not so demanding.

A new version of Minecraft has been released, from the list of changes:

Cats can now sit on beds and boxes without allowing the player to take advantage of them.

The game is becoming more real and real.)

News is news. "The Ministry of Emergencies of Ukraine has prepared a Catastrophe Plan for 2012"

> Another six months of loneliness, and I will know all the porn actresses by name :((

Shit, and another six months of loneliness, and I will recognize them with my eyes closed. and (

23 years, there was never a girl, all the attempts to get to know in vain, on the street 'we' see if in a hurry, in the internet - the guy / husband does not allow! Where did they meet? Let all the girls die!

If you just fuck hunting - go to the club, and shoot any jerk there. Do not forget the condom.
If you want a girl, not a body.
It is risky to meet in the streets. There is a great chance to get into the mega-male, who on the 2nd date will fall under the shirt, and after getting on the mouth, will start to write here:"I have her coffee served, she’s gone!" Of course, you’re not all like that. But having snorted a couple of times on the "egg-nose", and having read similar stories here, you will start to snort from men. On the Internet, it is clear. Agree, a girl when dating is at a much greater risk than a guy.
And now it will be a very outdated council. Go to some family meetings with your parents. Just let me know in advance that you are going. 100% guarantee that there will be some quiet, modest, shy daughter of Aunt-Mashi / granddaughter of Baba-Kati, invited specifically for you. Still, in the old ways "draw" youth is something...
You have friends, right? Friends have sisters. Well, even look at the neighbor carefully - maybe you like someone else from school, but she is shy. Don't look for the "photoandell": they have exaggerated self-esteem, on the way to a new sponsor will cross you, and will not notice. Find a satellite.

Arris: The password recovery system says it does not have a user with such email. But it is not permitted to re-give up again, says - "the user with such email is already registered" *facebook spam *

GoodUndead: but I killed everyone when I said that the male company to take a taxi "mihailich" to the sauna "Blue Lagoon" was a bad idea %)

From the book "Line of Grez":
"Whatever it is, it is never
He stayed on the same planet for more than nine months."

A smart guy though.

Kenya: Someday the creators of Wikipedia will gather all the information about humanity and fly back.
Ne4kov is!

Here are two news on Yandex:
In Kuban plans to build cannabis processing plants
Increased wind is expected in Krasnodar
Ahhhh we go!

Kolkhoz-Xenon is also harmful, of course, but the painted rear lights are also obsessed with homosexuality, and they call-TAKE ME RIGHT ON THE LIGHTOPHOR, RIGHT ON ALL!!!! to

xxx (13:20:21 29/03/2012)
Pope Carlos planted a tree, raised a son from a tree, and built a house from a son. This is a man!
yyy (13:22:29 29/03/2012)
What am I doing? You have me right now in the process of becoming a son of a tree, and then I will make a mortgage for you.

XXX (10:57:47 29/03/2012)
Bringing fire today.
They signed a salary plan. They formed the cards.
Please - "send your account numbers in Excel or somehow"
They say – "No, in Excel we can’t"
Well we say - "no how-nt in electronic form"
In fact, there is no electronic...

YYY (10:59:31 29/03/2012)
in electronic this is a scanned printed sheet of paper )))
The wash?

XXX (10:59:52 29/03/2012)
It would be half more trouble.

YYY (11:00:02 29/03/2012)
What could be worse? ;)
Except that written by hand scanned.

XXX (11:01:12 29/03/2012)
Here is!!! to
100 of them!! 100 numbers of accounts written in hand in printed forms with names!!! to
All this with corrections, seals and signatures!
This is where people work!
We are fucking somewhat.
Someone was sitting there and handwriting the bills from the screen!

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