I want something good... clean, bright...
The unfiltered?

xxx: Just for me, Ochor and Umbra are fundamentally different things, like sausage and cream, and for them - "brown".

For the proposal to continue the phrase "In the beginning it was....", having in possession the third and fifth letters "O",the lady no second without hesitation wrote "In the beginning it was bad".

That is genius! You can build a new religion on this... stop, my imagination!

Know how to write Rusalock in printed letters, even with mistakes - the fairy tale would have been completely different.

or... to paint?No, if there were no brains - the story could not end otherwise.

- Where now in the Russian Federation can you cheaply make a watch according to its design, so that they do not break in six months?
In any part of the Russian Federation, knock a rod in the ground - you will get an eternal clock. It will only work in sunny weather. But cheaply. The design itself.

I totally forgot where a person has triceratops.
Yyy: Between the elbow and shoulder
Not Triceratops, but Triceps
Zzz: If I had a triceratops in my hand, I would have been able to bite people with them.
If you had triceratops, you would be a vegan.

> to the scanwords.
We work for 40 years of donation.
So, by guessing the scanword, I stumbled to rewrite the New Testament.
For the proposal to continue the phrase "In the beginning it was....", having in possession the third and fifth letters "O",the lady no second without hesitation wrote "In the beginning it was bad".

When you have a professional boxer and a couple of fighters without rules at work in the QA department, something is crazy to fuck...

* All immersed in work in one room *

Engineer (laughing): Chief Patkovich, do you believe in B-ga?
Boss (aggressively): What purpose are you interested in?! to
The Methodist: To humiliate...

The child was given a set for casting the composite skeleton of a human from plaster.

And in his incomplete four years, he collected a skeleton... a bracelet.

A little sister of a friend, five years old, approaches me, and absolutely seriously asks: Artem, do you have a mess?
With titanic efforts, holding back the rust, I ask: Who, forgive me, do I have?
To which I get an equally serious answer: Well, shit, there are stallions?

Green: The last few days of the weather in Peter reminds a wild concert of classics and heavy metal. You look out the window, and there the sun, the birds sing, full of Edward Grieg. While you will go out with the child to walk - there is already wind, snow, rain, city, cold, adish, AC/DC, METALLICA!

When you register on the site of Total Dictation, there is a SMS with the text - the verification code is this, click it there)))

This is nothing else in the garbage. In the summer, some female primates glue them to the walls of cabins to change clothes on the beach.

Brother gathered for the KISS concert: "me for a crack, or will die soon"

When I took this remedy, my stomach worked like a clock.
What, tick and coconut every hour?

Dmitry: A bit of statistics, in one of the stores of Samsung in my city, the sellers decided to calculate the statistics: for the month (February), despite the huge sign "Samsung" asked for boxes and chargers for the iPhone 342 times, of which 102 times were surprised, and why they are not in the Samsung and why there are no iPhones in the Samsung at all, this is all you need to know about Apple users.

We came with a colleague to the gas station, where you first pour gas and then pay. He filled the car, sat in the car and walked ten meters - parked near the gas station. We got out of the car and went inside, I bought a snack, and a colleague paid for gasoline. We were barely hit by a guard at the door. The bullet flew and ran somewhere. Well, okay, everything happens... We approach the box, and there some panic engines. My colleague of the cashier asks if it is possible to pay for Benz. She apologizes and asks to wait, takes the phone and calls the police. The reason for the call was that they poured gas and left without paying. At this time the guard runs, breathes out: gone, shit! I thought, is it really so? The cashier prepared to accept the payment, a colleague named the number of the column. There was a pause... In general, the cashier asked not to leave the column before paying.

XXX Business Lunch
XXX: +10 to sleepiness.

For some reason, people who say something like “Well, you should be stressed!” usually don’t mean themselves.