Once I rented an apartment and next to it, behind the wall, (but the apartment went out to the neighboring entrance) a woman lived, forever struggling with her dog.

The poor dog got everything:

“With dirty legs,”

for not eating properly,

And for eating around the bowl,

and for the “Cobelin, where do you prey.”

And she cried, "I'd better have a pig, eat less, and then you can hit."

I was very sorry for the dog. And then one day she discovered that she had no dog, only her husband.

Stuttgart in Germany. I do not speak German well, I need to call on the phone, I try to find out if they speak English.

I’m Speechen Zhi English (do you speak English? ) is?

There is shit.

I’m Russian, I’ll be Russian too.

Sasha, I wanted to ask you. The task is what...

Do you have advice or advice?

What is the difference?

Advice is free, advice for money.

The advice, of course!

My advice is to sign up for a consultation.

Love is when everything is clear without words, and what is clear is unclear.

I am sitting at work, calling from an unknown number:
A girl’s voice.
and yes.
A little silence, he said:
Is Irene at home?
You may have been wrong.
Probably... sorry.
It would be nothing, but then on my number comes a SMS from her:
“Iris, you didn’t give me that number. There was a man who answered. [...]

Yesterday we fought for socialism with a human face. Now we are fighting for capitalism with a human face. In other words, we lack a human face.
© Mikhail Zhvanetsky

So it turned out that immediately after the wedding, my wife and I rented an apartment in a panel house carefully above the apartment of my parents. On one of the summer evenings we lie down with the newly appeared wife, watching some movie, the time was around 23:00. Even in the evening, but hot, the city is south, the humidity is high. And I have a couple of bottles of cold Miller beer in my refrigerator. Well, I quickly walked into the kitchen, pulled out the bottle, opened it and went back to the bedroom, as there was a phone call. It was my mom who said the following: “Don’t go barefoot, you’ll get a cold!“”