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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16160
 30.04.2009
My wife’s friend told me. Her husband loves her.
the output, buying 0.5 or 0.7, and, standing in front of the TV,
Giving up family happiness. The rest of the family to such a head.
It does not appear to be good, after 2-3 drops of vodka.
was recruited. In his turn, the husband began to hide the bottle. But this is not
I was able to, because to track him, already horror, in a two-bedroom apartment
It did not make trouble.

On Saturday, something strange happened. No one in the house could.
Looking to see where Dad is going. The maximum we can do is find.
He had a whirlwind in his hand, which he immediately threw up.

Time passed, the husband was cheerful in the eyes, the wife was left with nothing, just
Spray the crystal drinks and put them in a servette. Poka
Suddenly she didn’t realize what the remaining drinks in the servette... filled with
Land of WOOD.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №16159
 30.04.2009
Two GAIShniks stand on the post, no one is there, and suddenly they see a car.
Driven is driving. They stopped and stopped:
Show your certificate.
He lifts the horse’s tail:
Look at the mess...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №16158
 30.04.2009
You really really grow up - it is when in the pregnancy test you hope to see not one, but two strips!! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №16157
 30.04.2009
xxx: the more - taiga - open space... there are only rare bushes there)))))))

Don’t you confuse Tundra?

Yyy: Taiga is the part of Siberia where the forest, forest, forest, bear, forest, forest, forest.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №16156
 30.04.2009
XXX is:
Yesterday the puzzle was: I wake up in the morning I open my eyes-white light, I open the white light again and again instead of the room, I tried to get up from the bed-falled, I thought I finally lost blindness and lost the coordination of the movements and no I just somehow found myself in the underwear in the place of a blanket =/


[ + 59 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16155
 30.04.2009
Fuck, these guys are funny... Well if they think they’re so much better than women – well let them fuck each other, what’s the problem?)))

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