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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №127556
 30.04.2016
I forgot my phone at home with two cats. Bars and Mars.
I am working on a googling profile. something shrunk, I watch the activity of devices - windows trail (home comp) - 16 minutes ago. Phone 3 minutes ago. On the way, Bars sits behind the comp and Mars plays phone games.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №127555
 30.04.2016
and o. You will see how the ruble grows. The dollar is back!!! to

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №127554
 30.04.2016
X: Yes, as I said, our obž-šnik at school: in case of an explosion at the milk factory, you have to run to the bald mountain )))
Z: I admire your memory.) I don’t even remember if we had an OBJ. Although there was something
X: Well... the anti-gases, right? and marble bands)
Z: No, anti-gases I only remember at Alenka in Insta
Z is fucking
Z: On the military, not on Alenka... interesting car replacement though :))
X: Poor Alenka

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №127553
 30.04.2016
I had a friend named Anatoly. Once in the hospital, he got a small bottle from his buttocks, or rather the rectum, well, you know, such souvenir samples with a volume of 100-150ml. As it turned out, history (more precisely Tolyan himself) is silent. However, after this incident, everyone calls him Tola-minibar.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №127552
 30.04.2016
This speaking bird is different from most local inhabitants.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №127551
 30.04.2016
With me in the office sits a young employee, often corresponding with her husband on Skype on a smartphone. She opened a voice recognition function for herself in Skype and immediately began to dictate messages:
Listen as comfortable now on Skype.
Yes...
And it is printed without errors... it is printed... it is printed... PE-CHA-TA-ET-SE...


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