<zhivaz>: Stop smoking! Stop smoking and chew up, shit! Remove the excise tax! Live up to 99 years and destroy the PFR! Gif Gif

Toughened Ipr.

HZ, I’m sitting until the last time, at least in the plane, at least in Sappana. One day, even asleep, the cute stewardesses did not want to wake up until the last. The most fat, when the bus goes to the station on the field - everyone, jumping across each other, get stuck in it, and then wait for me to get out))

SergKz: And for the film "The Battle of Waterloo" was spent even ten times more in terms of inflation than for the battle itself. and?
You can still remember the Hollywood film budgets and the NASA budget.

Kotohod: Well sometimes it’s a matter of reimbursement if anything.

SergKz: The battle paid off KMK.

No one is watching you.
Your life is boring.
There will be no reward for your head.
You do not interfere with the system.
Your ideas will not be stolen, no one needs them.
Your freedom is not compromised, you just do not use it.

The car that crashed the pillar.
The columns appeared suddenly.
“Don’t say... the infections grow like weeds after the rain.
Crossing the road, fucks, in the wrong places
Even under the wheels are wild creatures.
Alcoholic Drinkers – 8

Something worried about Johnny Depp. I’t have to read his necrolog this year. :)

BBB: His wife is a bitch

Ccc: For Amber fans, it’s the opposite. Johnny is an old goat.

DDD: Together they are the perfect couple.

Today I received an SMS from the bank about the late payment of the loan.
I answered "There is no money! But you stay there!"

Lord Kelvin: But I wonder, can a light sword be considered a light bulb?

How legitimate is this and will I still be fooled?

The Soviet synthesizer was used for the recording of the soundtrack DOOM.

In Soviet Russia, Doom is playing you.

The more the state cares about us, the more the people are concerned.

I stood next to the club and a couple came out. He is a slope of a metre under two, all in gold, on pants, in sunglasses (it's at 2 o'clock at night). She is a fifa in fear and with lips on half the face. The straw approaches the flower, begins to pull flowers. A smoking boy approaches him:
I’t touch those flowers.
The bread is broken, you are not asked.
But...
Dry up, he said!! to
–...
Zhlob pulls a huge grasp of his passion, and with enthusiasm whispers something like “You are so romantic!!!” and bury in the flowers with their destruction. Then he turns to the boy:
You don’t understand romanticism. Do not lie down! The flowers are sorry!! to
- No, I just tried to say that there is constantly being removed from the doorstep...

In the pharmacy:
My husband has problems with erection. Do you have any pills?
This is a great tool!
These are the pills for weight loss.
- You drink these pills and your husband gradually improves erection!

The unrespectful rush from 20450. In a plane, the toilet should never be closed for an hour before landing. This is not a train from which everyone runs on the rails. Everything is hermetic on the plane. You can go there while waiting for an invitation. could have. If someone like you did not deliberately block the passage.
And as for the luggage shelf, I have never encountered a situation that someone did not have enough space there. In the extreme case, call the stewardess, and she will find a place for you, even if not above your head. Although not, then you will not be able to get your luggage in the first 20 seconds after landing. Because again your friends have already blocked the passages.

Where are all the old comic books? Why do comics only appear from Lin?

Hello, how did the date go?
YYY: It was, more precisely, a very unexpected pitch...
XXX: What is it? She said she was an athlete, a beautiful woman. We also communicated via Skype with video.
YYY : Heh Smart, fun – really great! Beautiful is unrealistic. But here the athlete... On Skype, only the face was visible.
XXX: Is it fat?
YYY: the opposite.
Xxx :?? to
yyy: She turned out to be hard-working in bodybuilding and powerlifting. It should have been seen! Her shoulders are wider than mine, her hands thicker than my leg, with a thin waist and a gorgeous buttock. And all this relief like the bodybuilders, the press cubes even through the dress were visible!
XXX: Have you said goodbye?
YYY: It is not. First, she is really cool. Second, she kissed almost my soul and said after that that with her strength can do something that guys can not even dream of ;-)

Are there anyone in the studio?
I drink beer at home.
Alexey: Pasib, Ilya, was very helpful
The mood has improved.

Morte88: Yesterday I went to a friend next to my former school. I see two boys on a hockey pitch with... clothes. I play hockey myself...but...like at the end of May. I was without glasses, so I approached closer, I watched the picture: 2 boys with cloves, a piece of square-shaped linoleum, about 2x2 meters, a few shades on it. And the guys in turn train the throw...Shaiba slips apparently well and they throw in different ways: then from the brushes, then from the mock, etc., from place to place..I stood and admired..just beautiful...Well, I left to find lenoleum = )))

by 20450
He jumped first in the plane. He wants to be the first to get a passport check. Or you are also a sidewalker, constantly cutting and playing chopsticks on the road. Well, the majesty has no rules written, he is the fastest of all. There’s a lot of something in Russia about pidaras (I’m not about sexual orientation) like you with a swollen ego.

The > difficulty literally.
More accurately
I remember under the store we constantly implemented crowdfunding projects:
> Will you be the third?