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[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №48169
 30.05.2011
Anyone else, after sushi became popular, sat down on marinated ginger? I fucking soon have cakes with it I will start eating >__<

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №48168
 30.05.2011
Dashunya: You change your clothes, here suddenly I come in and I start to dress you further...your actions?* and))
Dr. Strangelove: I get a textbook of Russian and we teach it

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №48167
 30.05.2011
The place of operation is a furniture company.
A client, a representative of one of the providers, arrives.
(K - client, M - manager of the furniture company)
Q: Can I talk to your boss? I ordered a package a month ago.
A: Hello, hello to you! And the boss doesn’t... By the way, a year and a half ago we applied for an internet connection! How is it with her?
K, terribly embarrassed: Well... I need to clarify... I still don’t know exactly...
M, gladly: You know, your shelf is not ready! And probably our boss you will not find...

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №48166
 30.05.2011
<Unicornix> today in the park saw on the standard plaque "bathing prohibited" attribute:
<Unicornix> "Humane-eating birds"

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №48165
 30.05.2011
Probably everyone has a all-knowing and all-knowing friend, whose name is "And here is one acquaintance...".

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