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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №49614
 30.06.2011
In the office:
I’m going to eat...
He: I was in the men’s toilet right now, there was somebody like that.
She: Maybe I’ve changed my mind to eat.
Go, go, it’s in male, it’s in female you can eat.

[ + 91 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49613
 30.06.2011
I graduated from the institute, I have been working in the building for 2 years, during this time I only had one question...

What a fucking? 0 - O


[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №49612
 30.06.2011
Hesses: I work in well drilling sites. When the building boss runs and runs "We need more wells!I feel like I’m playing old good warcraft again.

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49611
 30.06.2011
Only the screw installed on the hard can declare that the only hard in the system on which it is installed is not found.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №49610
 30.06.2011
Grother: Yesterday a guy in the closet came to collect all that sad. The secretary is so happy – are you the master? He is so sad, I am a slave.

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49609
 30.06.2011
I studied historical forums and came to the conclusion that all Russian rulers are divided into two types.
a) Svolocchi - because many were shot, hanged, burned
b) Svolocchi - because little was shot, hanged, burned...

[ + 89 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49608
 30.06.2011
XXX: I have one in my family: I did a business - another business.? to

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49607
 30.06.2011
The proposal:
Give grammar and punctuation rules instead of check codes.

The answer:
I fear robots will be more successful than people go through it.

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