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[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №158269
 30.06.2022
Do you want your descendants to remember you? Buy kids ice cream more often.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №158268
 30.06.2022
I came across the story of a taxi driver with Tomik Blavatsky in his hand. And here I remembered.
I sit in a sex shop, I do not touch anyone, in the sense of no buyers. The evening already. And suddenly a man, forty years old, runs with a phone in his hand.
I found this on your website, but I did not understand the size. - And shows a photo with a lesbo, - Can you see it in nature?
If anyone does not know, it is like two fallos, spinning in different directions from the place of growth.
I show him a window, there are four pieces. The size is about one, the material is different. He weighed them in his hand, picked a pink gel, "This will be heavier, and gray."
I go to the box and he says:
"I am not intended, just you can't drive a real shovel with you, without anything too, I gave it to one person who refused to pay, they barely landed there, and here, a hundred percent, that it's not a weapon, and nobody will go into the mistake, who will make himself confess to people that he's been fooled."

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №158267
 30.06.2022
“The transfer was done, but we did not take into account the commission of the Tinkoff Bank.” Minfin revealed the cause of the default.

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