Hi, what are you doing?
2 - Cooking the Duck
1: For what?
That’s because she’ll be at dinner!! and gt ;(

A disrespectful, boring shit, constantly mocking the car. Lord, you are fuck!
If dad and mom gave you a car, that doesn’t mean they can do it for half the country. And most people now riding on the "Toyota" and "Lexus" the first car was the "coin". For me, a 20-year-old guy with a salary of 20k, the old "classic" is the only available option. Let it be archaic, let it often break, but it can be assembled in the presence of a little bit of a decent set of tools and straight hands from any state, and spare parts for it cost a penny.
And let the machines produced by VAZ are far from the most modern, they are affordable, cheap and simple. And while the overwhelming majority cannot afford a high-quality brand, these machines will live.
I think the VAZ owners will support me.

Storm (Lada.cc)

Old age is when one begins to realize that one cannot go back and nothing can go forward.

Shlimazl in Palestinian

A few years ago, a Palestinian suicide terrorist went “to work.” At the full parade (bomb, explosive, screws and all the other things that are assigned to him by specialty) went to our people, in order to choose the place of the crowd and explode. It would seem that the beginning is such that it does not promise laughter even to an anti-Semit.
It is not known what was the qualification of that hero of the Palestinian people, but as a workplace he chose not just anything, but one of the busiest places in Jerusalem. He looked around, stood in the crowd and pressed the explosive. But God had other plans for the day.
The explosive worked, the bomb – no, a click and silence. And only the sound of the falling body - the terrorist, when the explosive clicked out of fear, he lost consciousness. Glory be to God who takes away the hand of his enemies from his people - he will send the sappers in time, then the intelligence will be accurate and timely, or even just offend those enemies with the mind. That time the last thing happened very well - fortunately, the Arab Einsteins did not know something there with a bomb.

The vigilant citizens saw the siege of the Arab called "where to" and in a few minutes there was the army, the police and these very "who should" - Shabat in general. The area is covered. The sappers of the unconscious Palestinian were quietly dismembered: the explosive was neutralized, the body was sent to the Hadasha hospital, the soul was left to talk to the ancestors. The soul of the ancestors, apparently, did not fit and soon she returned to the body. The doctors of Hadassa did not even have to try especially - the terrorist came to consciousness quite quickly.

And there, in consciousness, this event was expected by a lot of serving people.
Representatives of Shabak and other bodies, who had the duty of service to have questions about the terrorist, waited for his awakening in the chamber, and other force structures guarded it outside. And here their client leaned, sat down on the bed, raised his right hand in a command gesture, firmly, clearly and very seriously said, "Take them all!"

Shabaka’s experienced employee, speaking Arabic specifically for this occasion, decided that he did not understand something and asked in pure Arabic:
“Who?” “Everyone” was spoken by a Palestinian. “Bring them here together and I’ll take them all!”
After an additional phrase-two to Shabat came that the terrorist decided that he was already in heaven and demands what was laid down. Meanwhile, the Shahid folklore says that for the "holy cause in the struggle with the unbelievers", there are 72 virgins in paradise. Gurias, say, are more suitable for each other, and are issued by the group for unlimited use. And this is not for you a trade union trip, especially after the misery of the Arab village, where the goat is one for the whole village, and the one for the coolest guy.

In general, this is an unsettling scene – a Palestinian terrorist in an Israeli hospital demands from a counterintelligence officer a Qur’an-based guru. Not as chaotic, but all at once.

After laughing, the Shabakovs faced a small problem: the Palestinians refused to believe in the brutal reality. And they spoke to him in Hebrew, and so, and Edak, and he stood on his own, saying, I have done the thing, it is my duty. He insisted on a stubborn snorkel and considered the deal on the number of gurus inappropriate. Psychologists would probably say that this is how his psyche was defended from the harsh reality. Psychologists say that almost always. People, in the course of the play, the client needs to be questioned, and he has nonsense in his mind.

And then the investigator brought the most important argument – presented himself in office, documents written in Hebrew presented and asked,
“How do you think I’m a Jew, and even a Shabaab worker could go to the same paradise with you?” “No,” the terrorist replied, and... he cried.

– Abram Moiseevich, why do you want to leave? What does not please you?
I am not happy with your attitude toward homosexuality.
What is the problem, is it all calm?
Under Stalin they were shot for this, under Brezhnev.
He was forcibly treated, and now it is normal. So here, I am
I want to leave this country before it becomes mandatory.

Yesterday I walked down the bridge, I watched — stands a guy with a girl, next to two big ones. One falls on a girl’s foot.
- "Bl@$y, s**a, y***y are the decepticons!!and "
O_O

The question of values!
I call the IT department and say, the wheel has flown, it needs to be reinstalled, I cannot send payments through the bank clint!
The answer:
- Fuck, what a wire, I poured the dough with cold water!

Love is when it doesn’t even shake.

In response to:
Do you also think that when you have enough babies, then you will have a girl?
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The MLA! I think so every day. What, is it not so? Don’t break my stereotypes!! to

How do butterflies have sex?
yyy: beautifully

My proposal - once every six months to take each deputies to any Russian city and leave there without a passport, a mobile phone and with the amount in the pocket corresponding to one MROT, and in a month, if it survives, to take back. Maybe they will reason after that they will be more adequate and work will start...

The real dialogue on aut.ru:
Bread increased by 30%, gas, housing and gasoline by 40%, medicines by 100%, fruits and vegetables by 20%, dairy products by 60%, milk by 70%. But inflation growth in the country, according to the government, was only 8 percent. It turns out that the consumer basket of Russians includes some sort of dark cheap matter, which attracts such a small inflation. Just like in the universe.
[2]: Maybachs, ocean yachts, superjets and other consumer goods are probably cheaper. Are they not the people of Algeria? 😉 Here is a plus for a minus and is drawn.

by Teemayn:
I found a lome...
A day with my parents. In the process, my mother revealed my psychological allergy O_o.
With each of her sentences "Tell me what to do?" I scream.
My cheek is hurt, and she is struggling.

Response to Mail:
You went to the moon and there is no toilet paper, so what do you do?
The American flag is 100%.

Dear fans of Half-Life! The weapon, or rather, the tool of labor which you are endowed at the beginning of the game, and which is its symbol, along with the lambda in the circle... it is not a break... it is not even a mounting... it is, stupidly - a knot!