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[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67712
 30.07.2012
Someday I will come to Yandex’s office, dressed in the Yandex bar’s homemade costume, and I will not ask anyone to cling and interfere with my work. You will drive me out!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №67711
 30.07.2012
Today I walked with my husband and daughter and saw a strange insect. It collected the falling grasses one by one and carried them from the asphalt to the lawn. I say to my husband: look at what a hard-working insect that gathers grass. And he said to me, Don’t touch it, it’s from anybody.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67710
 30.07.2012
The advertisement was condoms Visit. There is also a video, like Ekaterine Worth, that to her Count Orlov, with Visit. Directly into the blood - Visit is condoms! I came to Penza, and there is a very popular beer Visit. How it hurts when some representative uncle in the store protectively speaks to the phone - you don't go anywhere, dear! I will visit you, and you prepare and wait for me!
Fuck, I understand with the mind that he makes a friend drunk, but the soul dies - ahtung!

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67709
 30.07.2012
No... I see only one thing clearly from all these movements of our government: they want us to hide out as in the states, but for the Soviet salary.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №67708
 30.07.2012
XXX is OMG!! My neighbors turned on the morning classics again.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY and Mozart? What about Beethoven??? :D
xxx: the perforator

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №67707
 30.07.2012
How tired are those who believe that the IQ is measured by the number of higher education.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №67706
 30.07.2012
Will you be my tester? HDD
Did you stand on your knees when you said this?? to

[ + 20 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67705
 30.07.2012
Great, judging by the speed, we will already tomorrow turn from ugly pirs to beautiful siders.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №67704
 30.07.2012
I had to take care of a friend after the accident. After the hospital, at home, all sorts of injections-pills continued, in general, such a nurse-infirmer. I get some kind of magnesium, I say to the comrade, go down, he drops his pants, goes to bed, the phone rings. Okay, I wait, I hear a conversation with my father: yes, daddy... well how, fucking... no, no, not alone... a friend with me... daddy, she’s married! I do not betray my wife. Okay, daddy, let’s go later, or I’m lying here with my naked ass.
I almost missed that ass.)

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