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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №131458
 30.07.2016
The minimum age for marriage is not 14 years, but 16, the same as the consent age. And also maternal mortality among teenage girls is much higher than among adult females. So go into the forest, defenders of pedophiles.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №131457
 30.07.2016
Pirra Renard: Yes, I don’t understand where my fairy tale is full of orcs?

Vlad_Ka: Put the sword of your impatience in the knots of your prudence, the rahat-lukum of my eyes) our best storytellers are already working on stories worthy of your hearing =)

Pirra Renard: mmm, the Tajiks hired?))) It is good ?))

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №131456
 30.07.2016
Ladies and gentlemen, all with a celebration! Good afternoon Admin! In the name of ctrl-alt and Saint Del backspace!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №131455
 30.07.2016
Nihachucha: I washed the car.After half an hour, a cloud came out from beyond the horizon.I was threatening.Now I think if I go somewhere now, this ugliness will pursue me?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №131454
 30.07.2016
There is no coincidence, everything is determined by God. But he has absolutely no time to look at your life, he is too busy creating a pair of particle-anti-particle in every point of the universe. Think for yourself, his time is not enough even to decide which of the holes in the obstacle the photon should fly through!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №131453
 30.07.2016
by Semion [12:14 PM]
I congratulate the people who have signed up with the professional holiday.

Alexandra (3:10 PM)
So I sat down! With a celebration :)

by Semion [3:10 PM]
The Vote. The main thing is not to be ashamed of it. Sitting is a natural and beautiful activity.

Winston Churchill [3:18 PM]
We all sit here sometimes ;)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №131452
 30.07.2016
A good master will ruin everything.
It sounds like a replica of the movie in which Guy Ritchie buried a corpse.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №131451
 30.07.2016
I remember here, last year, Natashka and I went somewhere to Peter, and suddenly we met a man on the trail. This man stood and something evil and cried unclearly. I slowed down and asked: "What, forgive me?" The man said something again. I asked again, did not understand again, and, a little scared, went on. In the back, the man shouted to us: “Fucking Moscovites, even “thank you” won’t say! “I asked Natashka, maybe she understood. Natasha says: "Looks like the tour was offered".

I really wanted to go on a trip with this guy. When I am afraid, but I want to. Let us follow Peter, and the man spoke to us: “Listen, you foolish colloquials, out of Hermitage!”
The fear won, of course. But it will be my dream, like a parachute jump.

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