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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33780
 30.07.2010

I am angry with ugly things, just like people.
Missenka: other questions?
Is there a problem with the mirror? : o )

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33779
 30.07.2010
- Figle, " 300 units of equipment are involved", the television said. It is only in the outskirts area. I thought there would be so many firefighters in the area.
Well, "technology" is not just fire cars.
Yes, I thought they counted everything, including mobile phones and factory alarms.
This is also the loops and garden leagues.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №33778
 30.07.2010
S: I went home yesterday when on a trolleybus, and I was given a happy ticket)) and in the evening went to the pizzeria, ordered 6 glasses of beer, two pizzas, fish of all kinds, and it turned out. that we are 500 customers, and everything turned out to be free))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
M: Is it okay?!...
M is serious?? to
I give a tooth!
M: Oh It is crazy!!! to
S is true! I can show the biblet... with pizza more difficult)
M is ))
Better not show the pizza.)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №33777
 30.07.2010
When I was a child, I liked to take a socks or sweaters and put the end in his own neck. Not just so, but deeper, so that a few layers of socks work out.
I always wondered what would happen if I put ALL my socks in myself. Maybe he will turn into a point.
Then I grew up and learned what this is called "uroboros".

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №33776
 30.07.2010
My cat in school loved to swim.
YYY: Did your cat go to school?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33775
 30.07.2010
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
WOW be healthy!
Oh, don’t die yourself.
I will not die...
HH: And where are you going?! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33774
 30.07.2010
Nancy: Hi listen, I’m looking for a job here, I’m looking for something on the receipt?
Taras: Hmm... no way
Though there is a driver
Nancy: Not funny
I sent without smiles.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №33773
 30.07.2010
IN (13:55:34 30/07/2010)
The best place to relax in Moscow for July 2010 was recognized as a refrigerator.

Thirteen (13:55:43 30/07/2010)
servery

IN (13:56:02 30/07/2010)
Yes, but the simple deadly move there ordered))

IN (13:56:08 30/07/2010)
They have it in the refrigerator!! to

XXX (13:56:31 30/07/2010)
by admin? No is.
In the refrigerator!! to

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №33772
 30.07.2010

Ul'chik (13:57:34 30/07/2010)
I want to be in a cool room in a bed and sleep.

~Pontchiki^^ (13:57:59 30/07/2010)
It’s called Morocco. :D

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33771
 30.07.2010
Q: Has it rained?
MB will be at night.
If my neighbor arranges a dance with drums, it is possible.
Do you have a shaman?
WOW or admin? ?
I am just a fool)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33770
 30.07.2010
Tagged: sweet

Narg: Rather, salt from sweat! >.<

Did you take a shower together?

Narg: Well, even if you kill me, I won’t go to Syzran to shower!! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33769
 30.07.2010
xxx: Yamao, the stitch in the table found a clutch, an ordinary small office clutch, but made of such a thick metal that you can hide the fuck.
yyy: "Soviet", thought Stirlic

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №33768
 30.07.2010
From the website of the Russian Government:
At the end of the week, Prime Minister Vladimir Putin held a meeting in Chelyabinsk on the development of black metallurgy. In the Urals, the prime minister opened the world’s most unconventional pipe welding..."
Truth about the meeting with the strikers of the non-traditional plant Mikhalych and Dulin in the message nothing was said :-)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33767
 30.07.2010
I was at the sushi bar today. :)
YYY: Did you eat the sticks?
xxx: no, the devices :)
Voltmeter or ampere?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №33766
 30.07.2010
>XXX: And I think to take porcshe356 1960 like the year of release
>xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>XXX must be
>XXX: The girl to punish :)
>xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>YYYY: Well you can punish too))))))))))
>YYYY: there too

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33765
 30.07.2010
by Nadja:
You know, I was crying as a child because I thought I was named after a refrigerator called NAST.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33764
 30.07.2010
<dk> is a big deal! Now I watched the picture: a real steam car is driving, and a locomotive-electric car and a bunch of wagons with flattering passengers are pulling behind.
<dk> Here they are – Russian NanotechnologyTM! =) is

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №33763
 30.07.2010
xxx: rock musicians from Tolyatti by their significance for society are somewhere between carpet ticks and... sweet carpet ticks

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №33762
 30.07.2010
You heard, in the Khabarovsk region banned YouTube?
yyy: Better to ban the walls, because the words "hu%" are written on them.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33761
 30.07.2010
So what, Sasha? How about finding a lady’s heart? Have you seen the ads of the girls I recommended?? to
Alexis: Yes
Daffney: So what? Liked what?? to
Alexis: Yes one
Daffney : Oh! Which?? to
alexsir: liked the announcement: "I sell clocks with engraving "RUSSIA"
Daffney: >_<

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