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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №51035
 30.07.2011
Mayn Kampf can be found now?
It is on the list of prohibited literature.
Maybe in some black libraries?
YYY: It is funny. What is Black Camp in Black Libraries? Only in white.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №51034
 30.07.2011
I work in a warehouse. The main group are pensioners. The night shift. "Lunch and Break" Grandmothers gather in a circle in the kitchen and begin to tell horrifying stories where what is worth, where and how they were murdered and raped. I immediately remembered the pioneer camp. Night stories about the red hand, the green fingers, the black pioneer...
Rush Pipe is right: that old, that small :)

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №51033
 30.07.2011
Enemy intelligence knew exactly the time of our attack. They were already waiting.
But as usual, the artwork was delayed, the rear did not stretch, the troops did not get to the front positions.

We only spoke in 10 hours. And won the fight!


[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №51032
 30.07.2011
She was strange, she came, she went, she went. That she came?
Is it possible to... fuck?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №51031
 30.07.2011
>>> and >
In principle, the question is who who did not even become. The fact that their heater has no chances against this beast, it became clear to me when Vovchik, delivering a pot from the bottom (!!!) The shelves, first tried to cut the spoon with a spoon to continue, and then, splashing, dumbly cut off two noble borsheve icebergs =)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №51030
 30.07.2011
18 year old son of father:
Dad, I am a single.
You are Dolby! In your years, I’ve wasted half a circle! Do not shame your father.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №51029
 30.07.2011
Now at the station Serpukhovskaya I go to think of my own and looked at the girl and she showed me the tongue the mood up to thank you a stranger ;-)

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51028
 30.07.2011
and wow! I liked it))
Since I was a child, I’ve been forging spinach bones with my tongue.

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51027
 30.07.2011
XXX: Judging by the picture on the candy, I have a strawberry!and :)
YYY: And I have a brownie =)
zzz: and I have a cowboy =(

[ + 111 - ] Comment quote №51026
 30.07.2011
We went to the lake overnight on the weekend. Destroyed the camp. And something caught our around midnight to start singing "On the field tanks thundered"
All would be nothing, but on the second couplet the camp was connected further along the shore.
I have never heard such a volume sound in a movie theater.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №51025
 30.07.2011
When I rented the apartment, I guessed that I would receive letters to former tenants by mail for some time, but I did not expect that I would be brought by taxi to these former tenants themselves, drunk in the sludge.


[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51024
 30.07.2011
In the electric car from Ryazan are from Morovind 2011 four rollers:
Listen, I understood everything! The Kremlin is the Red Mountain.
The government is the sixth house.
In the mausoleum...
– (Chorus) by Dagot Ur!!!! to

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №51023
 30.07.2011
I honestly don’t understand why I have to get up so early. In the morning, only the penis and the sun should wake up.

Chur, I am the sun!

Who would doubt...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №51022
 30.07.2011
I am surprised by the Russian people.)

By tradition, we are used to write on abandoned cars phrases such as "I buy" and phone number...

I walk down the street, I notice a rotten car, which is written "I will buy" and phone number...

There was no limit to laughter, when the owner of this car approached, and signed off next to it - not to sell!))


[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №51021
 30.07.2011
...
S&P quoted Winston Churchill as saying, “You can always count on Americans doing the right thing after they try the rest.”
...

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51020
 30.07.2011
I really don’t have the few people I want to be with. Two girls. Both have left. One guy is leaving. The other is silent :D
xxx: I go

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №51019
 30.07.2011
The condor is a condenser and the air conditioner is a condor.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №51018
 30.07.2011
Remember to! The phrase "If you want something to be done well – do it yourself" does not apply to sex!
by Ustas

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №51017
 30.07.2011
Asked
How do people in China look for photographers? O_O

According to a photograph of a serial killer from the Chinese province, 15 villages have already been arrested by police.
somehow so)

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №51016
 30.07.2011
Kissing a smoking girl is like licking a ashes.
I met a smoking guy. It seems as if the ashes are licking you.

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