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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №36727
 30.09.2010
xxx: the singles are sitting in front of the bear in the sauna, well he is talking the guys, and let us trust the bear! In the meantime, the caterpillars did not...

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №36726
 30.09.2010
I watched the picture today. On the opposite side of the street, bushes grow along the belt. They are followed by a guy, like to describe it, like a zombie parade. The hands are raised, the fingers split, the head falls on one side of the shoulder, then on the other, and all this is accompanied by sharp chaotic movements of the hands, the head and everything else. I still thought of a poor man who was sick with a serious illness.
The bushes ended, and this guy appeared to me in full growth... on the rolls...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №36725
 30.09.2010
1: how will this M&MS dispute on the green account end?
2: Are you stupid? Do you need it?
Go on, she’ll go to Skitles anyway =)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №36724
 30.09.2010
I think I’ll have to take the script seriously tonight. Fuck, I won’t go out again.
Do you not think during the day?
In the afternoon I can only want to sleep.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №36723
 30.09.2010
Do not photograph the starry sky sitting on the surface of a black hole – you can be crushed by photons of your own flash! by Chronos

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №36722
 30.09.2010
The xxx:
Do we have a police or a police force?
WOW :
and what?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
I don’t know how to print.
WOW :
Let it be.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
He runs on the street in the skin. A to Gopnik. A police officer behind him. He reaches, presses to the wall: "Everything, he said, ran out". Lysi agreed that yes, he said, he ran. Standing and breathing hard. A police officer is like "and why are you running?". LYSY: "so work is this - I run, you catch". The police officer: "Pra-a-Avil!" here he suddenly trolls the bald on the baldness and gives out: "And now you drive!" and runs away. Shut up after him.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №36721
 30.09.2010
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