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[ + 14 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №151693
 31.01.2019
It is noted that whoever has nothing to lose, does not find much.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №151692
 31.01.2019
Dubai today. Family hotel, food is unpleasant and very expensive. We decided to ask the locals where to eat something from the Arab cuisine. A rescue man was found near the pool, he was from Cameroon. We explain the situation – want cheap local authentic food, UberEats does not work, if there are options. He answers that there is a small local outlet nearby here, they do not deliver, but very delicious, Arab cuisine. He cannot remember the name. He shuts his eyes for a long time, clicks his fingers to remember, says, “Now, I’ll ask a friend.” He runs to another savior. He runs happily back and cries, “I remembered! “McDonald’s!”

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №151691
 31.01.2019
In ancient Egypt, there were no records of military defeats. Therefore, it is possible to understand that Egypt lost the war by the fact that victories were taking place closer and closer to their capital.

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