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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №146023
 31.10.2017
Have you watched Ninja Turtles?
YYYYYY: Yes I liked Mickey Angela.
I always played for him in Dundee.
And Mickey Angela?
Miyuki is?? to
The angel?? to
YYY: Did you write wrong?
XXX: Go ahead
The Danny Body
Leo Nardy
iiiiiii...
by Rafik El
>_<
by Arhi

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146022
 31.10.2017
Did not enter:
>>> Many would have treated homosexuals normally, unless they were such piddars.
"Pirates" is it about "many"?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №146021
 31.10.2017
What is the policy of double standards? When you’re a kid, everyone is upset that you don’t sleep, you run. And when you grow up, everyone is upset that you are sleeping and not running!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146020
 31.10.2017
Friends in the bathroom. A friend wraps a towel on the belt, in the manner of a kittle. He stands up in an epic posture and asks:
Well what? It looks like a cruel Viking.
Not very harsh. The rough should squeeze a little from under the kilt.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146019
 31.10.2017
xxx> Phone automatically changes "binary" to "pork". Someday there will come a moment when I will not notice this replacement, and one of the students in response will receive sharp criticism of his work.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146018
 31.10.2017
Author's commentary on fashion on Skyrim with the bandits:
If your fight lasts for more than 4 hours, kill the hiller.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №146017
 31.10.2017
xxx: I recently got a two-sided scan of my card from the seller himself, with a fully visible name, expiration date and CVV. And here is only the card number, and not to whom, but to the employee of the bank.

yyy: when I was issuing a visa in the travel agency, my employee took a card and printed it on two sides (with a number, name, CVV and validity date) I didn't even have time to hide it.

Zzzz: Nothing... you’ll still be able to.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №146016
 31.10.2017
I so understand, the essence of the claim to the man was to horror banal - he was instructed to buy, and he performed them incorrectly. All of. In principle, with whom it does not happen, especially if you have been at work before.

And it would be nothing, if he was also bothered in other matters, for example, would be confused about how many football tickets to take for the whole honest company, or there to a friend in the garage would be attracted by dispersion not a dome, but a perforator... but strangely, in the words of us "family" - the most important thing, and in fact for husbands and fathers, the family is often obtained on the residual principle. Money brought, and all away from me, "Yana’s work was fucking". But with all the other "the word silk", "I will break up in a slice, and I will make" and other vivid male speech.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №146015
 31.10.2017
In front of the White and Red store is the Light and Dark store.

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