Conversation of Father with Daughter:
Dad, do you love your mom?
Of course! As much as I love!
Why don’t you go to her then?))

Designers caught up with humour: on one of the drawings everywhere was the name of the "colloquial".

M: I am an optimist! I'm singing the string, the line "x%y knocks on the width" sang as "x%y knocks on the shoes"!!! to
You are not an optimist. You are a fantasy.

Wife of Arshavin:
Dear, where have you been?! to
He played football!
Strange, but the shirt is dry and doesn’t smell at all!? to
I played for the Russian team.

No matter what we want, this is not a banana, but the eternal permanence of our collection.

A folder with porn is called "fapka"aqoustic

FFF: I just sneezed.
FFF: I am healthy
Mmm: You need to start a Twitter, you will be popular

Googled in Google "presents to a girl", he says maybe you meant "presents to a girl")) Google deals with a girl"!!))

Dmitry Medvedev believes in Russian automotive industry:
Dmitry Medvedev believes in Russian automotive industry
Dmitry Medvedev believes in Russian football
Dmitry Medvedev believes in Russian biathlon
Dmitry Medvedev believes in Russian sport
Dmitry Medvedev believes in Russian education
Dmitry Medvedev believes in Russian medicine
Dmitry Medvedev believes in the Russian army
Dmitry Medvedev is a confident man.

at work :
They brought the building for evaluation, an ordinary two-storey old building. We look at the technical passports of premises (like official documents).
1st floor: year of construction 1953.
2nd floor: year of construction 1952.

O_O

14:30:23: Today I came to work in a new coat, with a large, so puffy fur collar - a gray-white, long worship, well, a simple artificial fur. A colleague for a long time found out what animal he was from, not believing that it was artificial, but on the replica that it was a Chinese long-haired shuffle, he was somehow offended.

Vik: One such beautiful gentleman gave out:" You will find out what it means - "1FA9CC0C2CCC0CA94D5C2C1D"- I will come to you and give you all the little ones.and"
Vik: For three months I tried to understand what it was, analyzed the hash, conducted various cryptos, did not sleep at night, so much wanted. As a result, I accidentally stumbled upon the code table koi8-r on Wikipedia and translated: "I love you".
Fury, how I hate you.

toNikky.-> You can come =*